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I felt good this week, partly because the weather has been gorgeous, and mostly because I got a haircut. First paid for haircut in 3 or 4 years, second in 10 years. A man CAN cut his own hair, but he really shouldn’t (ask Mickey). Just hope you do not hear what I did, cause it destroys a small part of your manhood.

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In this hour of SomaCow, we discussed the impending economic crisis. Take a moment to check out this guy’s blog (Audio music will play when this blog loads) for some backstory, as we pretty much ran with his list. Fact-checking, it’s what we are about. And yes, I am retarded, because in the episode I said, “Everything tastes better with a 9 mm bullet”, and the last word should be chaser. Blame it on my mom, cause she drank when she was pregnant.

And J makes his trium(ele)phant return to the show…. and he is… SKINNIER???

It’s a fact! J is down 30+ lbs, and well on his way to living to see episode 200! We’re all very proud of him, and welcome you to congratulate his success!

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CNN reports that Iran has banned western style haircuts and eyebrow plucking for men. Is there any honor greater than dying for the rat tail? I submit that there is not.

I can only imagine this comes on the heels of Ahmadinejad being forced to share in man-love, another western delicacy. Note the hammy hands, urging him on, compelling him to yield to the swarthy love that dare not speak its name…

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In all honesty, I like Iranian haircuts. Kinda remind me of Yakov Smirnoff. The male terrorists on 24 are always sporting some cunning coifs, and they manage to look menacing, but clean. Besides, the world is simply not ready for Iranian Emo.

It brings up the question, were this your world, and if you were the Head Banana, what hairstyle would you nip in the bud? For me, it’s gotta be…

Hock a Loogie, wipe, repeat as necessary… the spit curl.

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