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Hey kids!  The “Happiest Song Ever Challenge” is back in full effect.

During this episode I (mickey) submitted that the theme from Sanford and Son was just an oozing bucket of happy.  My god daughter learned her first dance to this song and she smiles brightly every time the song is on.  Not to mention, when this song is played, it turns a MENSA meeting into a retarded hoe-down.

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

Prove me wrong!

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SomaCow Media Network is proud to present Somacow, brought to you today by Semoran Skateway. If you’re ever in the Orlando area, it’s the only place left, really, for you to throw down and trip the lights on a fat four wheeled skate session.

In this hour, we talked about Mickey’s 35th birthday party, which The Chick That He Is Dating was kind enough to throw. It was… surreal, and J and I came to the terrifying realization that Mickey was born to skate. He just looks right, twirling around, gossamer threads of diet mountain dew sweat arcing from his magnificent suddenly seven foot tall hair. The dude needs to be retro-installed into every ABBA video.

We also discussed Bill Gates leaving office, as tipped by one of our chat room listeners. If you ever want to listen live, its pretty easy – just swing by the ustream and you can watch anonymously, or create a log-in and take part in our discussion. Just one of the many gifts that Bill Gates and his OS of shame have yet to take away from us. Maybe next build, yeah?

We rounded out the hour talking about pie. Specifically, $60.00 if you eat it, you get it for free pie. I have yet to hear from the guys this week, as I know they are cowardly and afraid of my skills in the fields on munch, I cannot say that I am surprised. But I promise you this – the competition will happen, there will be video, and I will not fail. What’s 29 inches, multiplied by 3.14? Lunch, that’s what.

Happy 4th of July to all our listeners. Try not to blow off any of your appendages, and send pictures of your firecracker boobs to Mickey@somacow.com. I will, apparently, be spending much of today getting to know our new toilet seat. I wish we had gone with the $700 dollar model.

And listen to these fine tunes with us:

• Richard Cheese – Welcome to the Jungle
• Richard Cheese – Hey Ya!
• Richard Cheese – Material Girl

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So, in this hour, we say goodbye to ‘07 and all that it entailed, including a rundown of our respective Christmases. I had a really great time at my wife’s parents, Mickey had a miserable time in Jacksonville, and J got a tie clip, and some slinkies, or something.

Okay, so, Christmas – Three things:

1. What the hell is the deal with Brighthouse trying to pretend they are giving us a Yule Log Exclusive? I am watching my TV, and here is a yule log, courtesy of Channel 13… I go to my wife’s parents’ house, and there is the EXACT SAME YULE LOG, NOW FROM BAY NEWS 9? SINNERS!

So, yeah…. tell me how those stocking weren’t hung with care for dear old “Cunt”? Classy, you crazy cable companies.

2. Christmas Eve Dinner – One should not trust that Albertson’s will be open on Christmas Eve, because, it turns out, the manager may decide to suffer spontaneous Anti-Scroogification and send his whole staff home at 6pm, leaving you with only one Christmas Eve Dinner Option:

Believe me… If you eat this kind of meal, Santa will not come, although any creatures that may have once stirred in your home will be quite dead from the fumes, including your dogs, wife, and fish.

And…

3. Make sure you swing by Kobe and check out Isamu Mao, or whatever Diana says was his name. This dude lit the fires of Nippon and served it up with unparalleled skill and ruthlessness.

Look at that onion. LOOK AT IT. It’s like some kind of Vegeta of Babel, and stuff.

Oh, and screw the RIAA! Merry New Year, you guys! We appreciate it all, and we’ll be back Wednesday with Resolute Desks… and stuff!

Straight Outta Junior High – Meat Heads, Douche Bags, and Me
Justice – D.A.N.C.E.
NOFX – Separation of Church and Skate
PieTasters – Change My Ways

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