Geoff went to the movies this week, the first time since before Rowan was born! He saw Inglorious Basterds, most of it at least. It isn’t that he missed the movie because of the subtitles, no, he decided to show someone else in the theatre who the true bastard was!

Speaking of subtitles, what is the hang up with them? OK, on the big screen it might be hard to take it all in if you are in the first row, but normally your eyes should be able to take in a whole screen and some of the things around it! Otherwise, please get your eyes checked as you are missing some peripheral vision.

I prefer subtitles way over dubbing. If you ever want to see what I mean, play subtitles with the dubbing and you’ll see what you’re missing.

So between movies, the movie Inglorious Basterds, and douches in the Basterds’ theatre, the guys put out yet another great hour of SomaCow!

On the main page of the site, check out OPP (Other People’s Podcasts) and Orlando Podcasts, there’s some good shit there.

In this hour, we talk about candy.
A whole freaking lot.

I am sort of embarrassed how much we talked about candy.

See you on Friday in the Ustream!

In this hour, we talked about Mickey’s 35th birthday party, which The Chick That He Is Dating was kind enough to throw. It was… surreal, and J and I came to the terrifying realization that Mickey was born to skate. He just looks right, twirling around, gossamer threads of diet mountain dew sweat arcing from his magnificent suddenly seven foot tall hair. The dude needs to be retro-installed into every ABBA video.

We also discussed Bill Gates leaving office, as tipped by one of our chat room listeners. If you ever want to listen live, its pretty easy – just swing by the ustream and you can watch anonymously, or create a log-in and take part in our discussion. Just one of the many gifts that Bill Gates and his OS of shame have yet to take away from us. Maybe next build, yeah?

We rounded out the hour talking about pie. Specifically, $60.00 if you eat it, you get it for free pie. I have yet to hear from the guys this week, as I know they are cowardly and afraid of my skills in the fields on munch, I cannot say that I am surprised. But I promise you this – the competition will happen, there will be video, and I will not fail. What’s 29 inches, multiplied by 3.14? Lunch, that’s what.

Happy 4th of July to all our listeners. Try not to blow off any of your appendages, and send pictures of your firecracker boobs to Mickey@somacow.com. I will, apparently, be spending much of today getting to know our new toilet seat. I wish we had gone with the $700 dollar model.

And listen to these fine tunes with us:

• Richard Cheese – Welcome to the Jungle
• Richard Cheese – Hey Ya!
• Richard Cheese – Material Girl