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 SomaCow 540: Smoooooke on the Waaaaater [1:01:59m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally oiled up at http://somacow.com

Mickey’s Mom on Fire
Oil Spill
Eatin’ Crawfish
New Fridge
George Lopez
Denny’s AYCE Pancakes
Graph Paper
LiLo Lifecoaching Fail
Never Buy Drugs, Kids

 

 SomaCow 380: A Big Package [56:12m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally interrupted at SomaCow.com

This hour was full of excitement as the guys prepared for all the new shows starting up their seasons this week: House, Heroes, Scrubs. What’s your favorite? I know that Geoff and I have this thing of watching our shows together and since he is out of town, there are some shows just sitting and waiting for us to enjoy them! I can’t wait to see where House goes and I’m sure Heroes will not disappoint. Geoff is sure he saw Burke in the previews for Grey’s Anatomy. Ooh…

Speaking of new, it seems there are some exciting movies coming out. Geoff is looking forward to Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs. I never read the book but it was one of his favorites. I’m looking forward to another children’s book turned movie, Where The Wild Things Are. It looks awesome.

Life Coaching and Never Don’t Say Forum were both squished into this episode, much to the chagrin of the late RSilva.

Thanks to ChrisP for the big package! Wawa is much appreciated. We will accept the Tastykakes if necessary.

 

 SomaCow 351: Beware of the Blog [1:07:09m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally hatched from a meteorite at SomaCow.com

In this hour, we discussed horror, J, and jorts. ALL VERY SPOOKY THINGS INDEED.

Horror… What captures the mind, stimulates the shivers, and why in the hell do people like it so much? I used to be an avid horror fan, but lately when I see new movie ads or read once-favorite horror authors, I am irritated and bored. We’ll see what I think of Randolph LaLonde’s stuff, now available at spinwardfringe.com

Things that have given me the stark raving heebie jeebies?

Keanu’s mouth formed over by Agent Smith in the Matrix. That bugged me.

Or that poor sister in Twilight Zone: The Movie. Same deal. Yeesh. I cannot stand people with skin where orifices should be. Sad day for trannies, everywhere.

The scene in Event Horizon where Sam’s wife appears in the green flashy duct corridor. Boo!

That horrific purple swollen female weird thing that gets shot with a shotgun in the movie House.

That damned kid in the mirror in the movie Mirror.

That damned Japanese kid in the youtube video.

The pink bunny in Hell in Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey.

The Sun Dog, in general. I don’t know that it is that great a story, I just get scared when I see a Polaroid.

The old ghost story where the kids are rude to their mom, and when they get home, she has been replaced with some horrific…. construct with glass eyes and an impatient horsetail. C R E E P Y.

What scares you? Besides being on the paying end of our weekly grocery bill?