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 SomaCow 566: iPhone People Shut Up [1:02:12m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally app’d at http://somacow.com, home of The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever.

I like turtles and monkeys are funny.  That, however is neither here nor there.  Which is the same location as George Lucas’s brain.  It is neither here, nor there.  It is completely lost.  As insane as the director was, the movies are still fantastic.

Bamboo sucks.  Seriously.  If I didn’t have a screen room or a pool, and just had a yard, I think it would be cool.  It would be mega-awesome if I could get a panda.  Oh, a panda and a koala in a Bamboo Cage Match.

Hmm.  BEAR WARS.  That would make a great television show.  Each week, the producers would pit one brand of bear against another and they would fight to the pin fall.  And now to our main event, weighing in at twenty-five hundred pounds, Arctodus Simus, undefeated in his last 230 bouts he is challenging for the world heavy bear championship of the world.  And now, the champion, sporting the green trunks and weighing in at a stout one thousand five hundred pounds… THE KODIAK!  Damn that would be cool.  The only problem is the Acto-Sim is extinct.  Oh well.

Somewhere in the episode we talked about iPhone owners.  We probably insulted them.  That’s what we do.

My girlfriend is hot.  I had hotdogs for dinner while watching Phantom Menace.  I have Ben and Jerry’s in the freezer.

Lady gaga is not a panda.  That sentence was only included so I could use it as a tag.

Thanks for listening.

-Mickey

 

 SomaCow 507: Mayan Vagina Bubblegum [1:00:51m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally texted at SomaCow.com

Pig Train
Modern Family
Alyssa Milano
iPad
iPhone to Verizon
Txt & Drv
Alien Overlords
Illuminati Shadow Government Pope Pirates

 

 SomaCow 372: End Of The Rainbow [1:03:54m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally partaken at SomaCow.com

In this, their finest hour, the guys talked about food, the internet, and TV… It’s much more than it sounds, trust me.

It’s that time of year again, kids go back to school, seasonal places start shutting down, and Geoff goes out of town a lot.

It’s usually good work, him being out of town. It just is hard being in a new place. At first glance, it looks like your choices for food are Taco Bell, Some Fancy Shmancy joint, and another Taco Bell. Even with the apps used between the two iPhones on the trip, it’s not always easy to find a good place to eat.

But leave it to Geoff to be resourceful and find some damn good food when he was out of town! If you don’t already, follow his twitter so you can make sure and not miss out on the many pics from his trips. This time he found a seafood looking sailboat and wood plank filled diner that served an awesome looking breakfast. And for dinner, he found a Cuban place that sold Ox Tail! He got it, of course. I was instantly curious, morbidly so, but could not find a local place that serves this. Gotta get his resources!

So has your mom joined facebook? Mine has. So far it’s been ok but I don’t think about her being on there and who knows what I might say one day. She found out Rowan took her first steps on FB, oops. Then again, I don’t have to email her pics separately anymore at least.

And finally, a sad farewell to a beloved show, Reading Rainbow. They have not kept the contract for the upcoming year. I did find out, though, that we have 2 PBS stations while looking for Reading Rainbow here.

But the real issue for me was when I saw them say that the focus is no longer on getting kids to enjoy to read but just how to read. Why can’t we do both? Seriously, all great to know how to read but if you don’t love it you’ll never use it! Whereas if you LOVE to read, you’ll figure out how sooner or later! And maybe it is time for a new show but to hear that the “focus” for children’s TV has switched? Not enlarged, not encompassed, but switched? I mean we have 80 bajillion channels, hell I have 2 PBS stations not including the Noggins or whatever they are! I think there’s room for both in our lives.