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icon for podpress  133: SEIZE the Fat One!!! [1:02:22m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Repticon. For all your stinging, biting and creeping horror needs, Repticon is a one stop shop for pets sure to scare the living crap out of your neighbors.

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Saturday was a big day for me and my wife, as we decided to actually leave the SomaCow Studio Compound and Sausage Emporium and head out. I had been told by a friend that Repticon made for a good fun walk-around, so we piled into the Saturn Running Show and headed over.

MMmm... Giant Penis.

Place was amazing. I talk about it some in this episode, and Jen got a buttload of excellent pics which you can check out while listening – Some of these things have otherwordly colors, and blew my mind. Hell of a lot bigger selection than what we see at Pet Bazaar or any of the local cricket and mealworm shops.

There were lots of women there, surprisingly. I really do not know what that is about. Mickey and J say Snakes=Penis. Mickey feels that pets signal the death of a person’s social life, and I tend to agree.

Those of you that like snakes, you should head down to the Central Florida Zoo and wave “hi” to a good friend of ours serpents, both of whom idle away their luxuriant life in happy herpe heaven. Maybe next weekend I will hit the zoo and get you guys some pics. God knows something good has to come out of that camera I bought Jen.

We talk a lot about snakes, and Mickey clues us in to what it REALLY means when a chick touches a reptile. I wonder what it means when a chick touches her iPod iTouch, that she won from SomaCow Media? Take the test and win!

Also – PSA -don’t have hermit crabs as pets- You think it’s cute. Your kid may say they do, but they are lying. Stop scaring your children, people.

We finally agree that, for some people, reptiles are just their “Thing” – Everyone needs to have a thing, something that they get nutty for, or follow religiously. Mickey’s might be comics, mine might be authors and their first editions, and J… J loves shrimp.It came up during the episode, and maybe you can sound off here: How much would you pay for a piece of the moon, or what object would you pay an exorbitant amount for, far above it’s supposed “value”?

Check out J’s NewsBomb at the :40, where he makes Mickey AND I laugh. No. REALLY!
In sadder news -

Guess who’s Back?

Back Again?

Nader’s Back.

Stupid Bastard.

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Yeah, it didn’t rhyme, but there is no less evocative, more meaningless, less likely candidate to ever announce. I have more belief that Chavez, or Charlie Chaplin, or Charlie freaking Brown, could be elected, than Ralph. S. Mouse Nader. Dude is a perfect example of the guy that just does not know when to leave the party and go the F home. And that’s coming from a card carrying member of the Green Party. That whole organization is falling apart at the seams. Maybe I will fix it in a later episode.

We rounded out the hour with some Oscar talks. We must just not get out to the theaters enough, cause I have not seen a single big contender. Give me some suggestions, listeners. I saw 3:10 to Yuma, and it was excellent. What else from this year’s harvest should I be seeing?I apologize for the Jungle Fever singing. Sincerely.

Don’t forget to check out Justice at the Club at Firestone, coming soon. Get in, get’tained, and let us know how it was.

And enjoy the following hissy hissy tunes in this episode:

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icon for podpress  109: I've Had My Fun... [1:04:44m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this episode by the fine folks at Nobodylikeonions.com. If you like podcasting, these boys broke serious ground and have held up admirably over the years.

So, in this hour, we say goodbye to ‘07 and all that it entailed, including a rundown of our respective Christmases. I had a really great time at my wife’s parents, Mickey had a miserable time in Jacksonville, and J got a tie clip, and some slinkies, or something.

Okay, so, Christmas – Three things:

1. What the hell is the deal with Brighthouse trying to pretend they are giving us a Yule Log Exclusive? I am watching my TV, and here is a yule log, courtesy of Channel 13… I go to my wife’s parents’ house, and there is the EXACT SAME YULE LOG, NOW FROM BAY NEWS 9? SINNERS!

So, yeah…. tell me how those stocking weren’t hung with care for dear old “Cunt”? Classy, you crazy cable companies.

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2. Christmas Eve Dinner – One should not trust that Albertson’s will be open on Christmas Eve, because, it turns out, the manager may decide to suffer spontaneous Anti-Scroogification and send his whole staff home at 6pm, leaving you with only one Christmas Eve Dinner Option:

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Believe me… If you eat this kind of meal, Santa will not come, although any creatures that may have once stirred in your home will be quite dead from the fumes, including your dogs, wife, and fish.

And…

3. Make sure you swing by Kobe and check out Isamu Mao, or whatever Diana says was his name. This dude lit the fires of Nippon and served it up with unparalleled skill and ruthlessness.

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Look at that onion. LOOK AT IT. It’s like some kind of Vegeta of Babel, and stuff.

Oh, and screw the RIAA! Merry New Year, you guys! We appreciate it all, and we’ll be back Wednesday with Resolute Desks… and stuff!

Straight Outta Junior High – Meat Heads, Douche Bags, and Me
Justice – D.A.N.C.E.
NOFX – Separation of Church and Skate
PieTasters – Change My Ways

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