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 SomaCow 395: G-Creature [59:38m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally unwrapped at SomaCow.com

In this hour, the focus was all on Geoff. For someone who seems to always want to be the center of attention, Geoff sure didn’t like having all these gifts and cake showered on him in honor of his 31st birthday this week. Ross brought over some espresso to give us all a pre-show pep, Mickey got Geoff some material so he can bring back the Weekly Constitutional, J got him some kind of rapist, Asian-killing, action figurine, and I got him some awesome sweatpants. I cannot wait to see him in those!

Man Things: Mickey cut his own hair, Ross’s kid preemptively fought off an intruder, Geoff shopped, and J kicked down a wall which you can see here! WARNING: Do not have cereal, spaghetti, soup, coffee, curry, or anything else that might easily splash or hurt coming up your nose as you will laugh.

Nestled in the welcoming Joweled Woods, the gleaming city of Porkrind has long stood as the final bastion of the pudgy human race in their Alliance with the Dwarves, Fat Elves and Gnomes against the legions of the invading corporate radio shills: The Whored.

Three stalwart (by which I mean “overweight”) men have taken up the quest to rid the world of Icingfroth of the Oreo, Unslim, Booty Elf and Tootsie Troll invaders.

United, these brave souls alone have the courage to speak their mind, in a land where speech, and quality snack products, are rarely free.

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But, unbeknownst to their enemies, these three men, the Truffle Trio, the Knights of SomaCow, have a secret weapon with which to appease the masses, known only as: The Hopper

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Smiting the Corporate Radio Whored, The Three succeed in driving them from the shores of Icingfroth, so that free commerce can again flourish between the peaceful races

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Alarmingly bloated on the spoils of their victory, the Knights of SomaCow stand ever vigilant, obese and steadfast in their protection of the greatest treasure in the world: entertaining radio

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