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When reviewing the notes from this episode, I was greeted with the following notes: “Mickey wants to bang Oprah, Geoff’s sack and the shaving thereof, Jen calls…again…”

Wow, I don’t know that there is that much more I can say about those that listening yourself won’t take care of!

There are a few things I feel I must tell you, though. First, we are taking nominations for Listener of the Year-2008. You can nominate someone (or yourself) here on our forums!

Also, Geoff reviewed a fantastic book that he recommends to all-no matter what your beliefs. Even though it was written a few years ago and he’s read it a few times, it still gets him riled up over what is going on out there.

And to update you on the SomaCow Media doings of 2009…

SomaCow is still going strong on Friday nights (live) for 3 hours (7-10 Eastern)! Join us!

Saturdays now showcase Prime Time Geek (PTG) live from 8-10 Eastern. Their first show with SCM was last week and Felix had a great reception. Join us again this week!

On Sundays, The Sports Buzz still continues to discuss the hot sports topics of the day. This week join Ryan and special guest Luke sitting in for Todd, from 6-8 Eastern.

Just Push Play continues to entertain with Brian (titsMagee), CR, and Nova on their new night of Mondays from 8-10 PM Eastern.

And expecting to start this week, Wednesday?, is the return of ComaSow with Geoff and Jen! We’ll be reviewing new bands sent in to us as well as show you all a little glimpse into our crazy life. Check out the site for details on time!

Thank you all for an unbelievable 2008! We are looking forward to an even better 2009.

Jen

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I do not mind working on holidays.  I really don’t.  And I do not want to abuse this space to bitch about my bosses.  I joined teh SomaCow project because I believe in the project.

But let’s face it, while the gang is out at Christmas parties, having great dinners, opening presents, visiting family, some of us are shackled to the desks to put together a show.  We were locked in the production facility, and hopefully they remember to come down here and unlock the door before the live show.

Sam lost the remote, and the tv is mounted in such a way that you cannot open the little bay to get at the channel changer buttons.  So, we watched A Christmas Story.  Over and over and over.  I like the movie, but after the eigth run through, it makes my head hurt.  It is even worse that it was on TBS and they were really pushing some really bad sitcoms.

Alex was rushed because he didn’t want to be late for work, so he forgot deoderant.  He’s kind of chubby, and he sweats a lot.  Some one seems to have turned on the heat, and the thermostats are behind lock boxes.  He also ate a lot of garlic and vinegar.  His sweat is actually eating holes in his shirt.  To say that he smells “rank” would be an insult to French people.

Trish is apparently lactose intolerant.  She also didn’t realize that lasagna has dairy in it.  Whoever said that girls do not fart was lying.  The clouds from her ass trumpets are the only thing that can over power Alex’s BO.

The only coffee left is decaf.

To the fans who read the blog, thank you.  Please email Geoff and Mickey and tell them we are still down here.

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SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by the Dutch. Regardless of what Austin Powers’s father said, they have their…uses.

We here at the ‘Cow love our listeners. All six of them go out of their way in their own special ways to make us feel appreciated, nourish our spirits, and, well… let’s face it. Our listeners want us to eat until we are more swollen than Thunder after discovering the Death of Lo Pan. We’ve received scrumptious brownies, forkliftfuls of Mountain Dew, tips on where to find the best Water Ice, catcalls goading us to ever greater barbecue adventures, and on and on and on.

But this was just classic:

There is nothing that goes straighter to our hearts than sweet meats and delicious cheeses.

Merry Christmas to all of you that love the sweet Baby Jesus. Happy Money to those of you that love the dreidel. Whoopty Corn to those of you Kwanzified. And a big slobbery tentacle to all my followers of the Ancient Ones!

Sincerely… This has been a great year for all of us.

At least… until this week. Stay tuned for episode 262.

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