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SomaCow Media Network is proud to present Somacow, brought to you today by Semoran Skateway. If you’re ever in the Orlando area, it’s the only place left, really, for you to throw down and trip the lights on a fat four wheeled skate session.

In this hour, we talked about Mickey’s 35th birthday party, which The Chick That He Is Dating was kind enough to throw. It was… surreal, and J and I came to the terrifying realization that Mickey was born to skate. He just looks right, twirling around, gossamer threads of diet mountain dew sweat arcing from his magnificent suddenly seven foot tall hair. The dude needs to be retro-installed into every ABBA video.

We also discussed Bill Gates leaving office, as tipped by one of our chat room listeners. If you ever want to listen live, its pretty easy – just swing by the ustream and you can watch anonymously, or create a log-in and take part in our discussion. Just one of the many gifts that Bill Gates and his OS of shame have yet to take away from us. Maybe next build, yeah?

We rounded out the hour talking about pie. Specifically, $60.00 if you eat it, you get it for free pie. I have yet to hear from the guys this week, as I know they are cowardly and afraid of my skills in the fields on munch, I cannot say that I am surprised. But I promise you this – the competition will happen, there will be video, and I will not fail. What’s 29 inches, multiplied by 3.14? Lunch, that’s what.

Happy 4th of July to all our listeners. Try not to blow off any of your appendages, and send pictures of your firecracker boobs to Mickey@somacow.com. I will, apparently, be spending much of today getting to know our new toilet seat. I wish we had gone with the $700 dollar model.

And listen to these fine tunes with us:

• Richard Cheese – Welcome to the Jungle
• Richard Cheese – Hey Ya!
• Richard Cheese – Material Girl

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We at SomaCow Media, Inc. rarely get the opportunity to rest, relax, and unwind. Between the constant twittering, facebooking, myspacing, vote whoring, and ummm… Kongregate, it’s just not that often when we can knock back a few and shoot the breeze. Thankfully, last Saturday offered just such an opportunity, until J made an indecent proposal, at least…

So, we got the opportunity to welcome into the fold, Ryan, of The Sports Buzz, who will hopefully bring some much needed testosterone and manliness to the station:

Mickey and I committed the faux pas of wearing the same outfit, the only variant being seven “x”s of material.

And we got a moment to do some test shots for Ana Aesthetics new SCM/JPP venture, the Men of Orlando Oddertainment calendar:

I am sure that would fly right off the shelves…

The girls of Say… Anything were there as well, but mostly spent the night downing various tropical fruit flavored vodkas and making out:

Perhaps the biggest shame of the night is the fact that Xander, in a huge rage brought on when his cellphone went off for the 37th time:

hastily threw away his cohost, the perfectly good white boy, Josh:

We seriously need one freaking picture of the whole network… It’s like herding cats.

Thanks to Station Manager Jen for taking all these and more, which we’ll post once we get the bandwidth, iykwim.

So, yeah, the waittress, our listeners, and much of the world hates J… But they love his blogs, so I guess that accounts for something!

And the soundtrack…

Henry Rollins – Liar
Notorious MSG – Chinatown Hustler
Cobra Starship – Snakes on a Plane

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