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I felt good this week, partly because the weather has been gorgeous, and mostly because I got a haircut. First paid for haircut in 3 or 4 years, second in 10 years. A man CAN cut his own hair, but he really shouldn’t (ask Mickey). Just hope you do not hear what I did, cause it destroys a small part of your manhood.

In this hour of SomaCow, we discussed the impending economic crisis. Take a moment to check out this guy’s blog (Audio music will play when this blog loads) for some backstory, as we pretty much ran with his list. Fact-checking, it’s what we are about. And yes, I am retarded, because in the episode I said, “Everything tastes better with a 9 mm bullet”, and the last word should be chaser. Blame it on my mom, cause she drank when she was pregnant.

And J makes his trium(ele)phant return to the show…. and he is… SKINNIER???

It’s a fact! J is down 30+ lbs, and well on his way to living to see episode 200! We’re all very proud of him, and welcome you to congratulate his success!

Check out his News Bomb at the :40, and jam out to the following awesome bands played in this hour:

• Weedy Factory – Did It for the Money
• The Downshifters – Money
• Notorious MSG -Straight Out Of Canton (Iron Wok Remix)

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SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Olde Cup and Saucer. It’s the best damn gypsy business in town, and Jen and I absolutely love it.

In this episode, we discussed my newfound love for tea, in all its forms, from the new Pure Leaf stuff being pimped by Lipton to this special magic brew oolong bomb secret spicy tea I am drinking. I only ask 2 things from my tea – be cold, and not taste like rotting fruit. There is NOTHING worse than tea that has sat in a cistern at a fast food restaurant for too long, and now every sip makes you wonder if it was brewed from the grout cleanings at the local YMCA shower. Except maybe Nestea. Holy crap, there must be acid in that stuff, like, scour your pooldeck acid, cause it will give you the burning coughy all day long.

We tried out a new segment, where I quiz my fellow hosts in an effort to determine who is paying attention. I think it was fun, Mickey and J looked silly, and the listeners enoyed playing along, so I think I will make it a Staple each week. Play along in the chatroom, and prove to everyone else that you are the smart!
We talked about a terrible story from Hawaii, where bureaucracy has caused one family the ultimate in suffering. For shame, faceless governmental agency sprouting needlessly from our senseless fear… For SHAME.

We also talk about my MAN! He may not be as lefty as Kucinich, or as outsidery as Ron Paul, but I feel like it is time. It’s time, for

I cannot wait! A vote for Obama is a vote against old people!

I choked down so much meat this week, that my olfactory isn’t making enough ol’ offal for me to get through Henry Rollins, so I cheated and pre-reviewed Mr. Black’s book. I am ashamed, you are nonplussed, Amazon is waiting for your credit card number.

We all agree that the writer’s strike, while lengthy, was unnecessary. After watching recent episodes of all the major evening shows, it is apparent that the writers were not what made the shows so good.

Mickey rarely suggests links, so you should take notice of these:

Funny or Die

You Suck At Photoshop

Andy Mila… Millakno…. Milinoc…. That Fat Greek Kid is NOT The Man Show Boy. I am serious, look it up.

Mickey also regaled us with a film that we must go see, if only to look for traces of Chrispy.

Please feel free to send us your independent music, movie scripts, finger paintings, pictures of bewbs, and other assorted creative stuffs, and we will happily display it in a place of prominence, here, on the internet’s refrigerator door of justice. moo@somacow.com!

Music:

• The Saints – Je Fuckin’ T’aime

• Bad Astronaut – Auto Care

Hey, about that Free iPod! Make sure you check the top o’ the page for the linkity link!

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In this hour, we were joined by Ryan, prodigy and heartthrob though he may be. He did a decent job of helping us to forget our man-boobs long enough to talk about some serious sports, and we are all the better for it. Ryan gives us some insight into what made him into the man he is today, and we enjoy some discussion on The Really Large Game. You’ll get to meet him as soon as Mickey finishes, “An Incredibly Detailed Introduction Involving Far More Than You Cared To Know About”.

I shouldn’t attack Mickey, as he is sad enough now that his beloved Steelers have fallen. Mickey, who left his heart, half a lung, and most of a bologna and ketchup sandwich in Pennsylvania, insists on the power and beauty of . J feels that the Amsterdam Rapscallions will trounce all comers in the upcoming ballgame of foots. I, personally, heart the Jags, but only because I don’t know no better.

We take out our aggressions on cheerleaders and prom queens in general, in an incredibly angry segment I may make into a weekly bit, namely, “Whores… All Of ‘Em”. Honestly, sound off if you disagree, but I find that cheerleaders are a little too much like a pert piece of trailer trash egging on her lunkhead boyfriend as he beats the piss out of another lunkhead in the parking lot of whatever watering hole they are gracing with their presence that week.

Hey Hey, Ho Ho.

Exactly.

We shouted letters to the following great bands:

The Dark Romantics – Another Song for Another Night
Cesium_137 – Flight
Sullivan – Florida Queen

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