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SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this hour by the fine folks at BJ’s Brewhouse. Cause, seriously. wow. That is just some good damned food.

So, yeah. We talk about something all too near and completely undear to me – Clowns. Their caked makeup, their faux sad/happy/stupid faces, their shiny clothes, their giant floppy appendages, and their myriad stupid “gags”. Last week it was reported that many children hate, fear, or are indifferent to clowns. DAMNED RIGHT. The clowns are going apetits, hollering that kids need them, and love them. As IF. The kids in the burn ward have been through ENOUGH, Bonzo.

Cassie rejoins us, and we pry some more goods out of her. The girl is just open. Communicative, intelligent, spirited, and I pitch a hissy fit at J in this hour because he keeps plowing into me and my conversation with Cassie. Maybe I should have led the episode with, “Putting the block in my cock”. Worst Sesame Street Episode Title, Ever.

Cassie confirms my longstanding belief on Fat Girls and Personality. It’s a rock solid theory, but I have always wondered – what about all the mean fatty women out there, with no personality, no intelligence… Straight up Fatches – What makes fat girls go bad? Is it the lack of sex? The scarcity of lemon cake? The weakness of chairs?

Mickey and I give some clothing choice for sexy time. The teacher/librarian/lawyer look is all that a woman needs to get on for most guys to get off, it would seem.

J, being firmly entrenched in 1996, likes club chix chic. Please send him pictures of your boobs lit by glowsticks and he will kindly thank ye.

And check out Mickey’s Lifecoaching segment (around the :40)! It’s a can’t miss experience, every week, and I am looking forwards to the book in 09!

In this hour, we rolled the following great songs in flour and looked for the G clef:

• The Manifest Content – Little Red Baby Dolls
• Duenow – But

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SomaCow Media, Inc proudly presents SomaCow, brought to you today by American Idol which starts Tuesday!

Well, I made my 2nd error in well over 100 shows today, so here I am, writing you wonderful fans a blog (hopefully it is not a punishment for you!)

Check out the show, that’s your entertainment!

Just as a little preview…to get you titillated…

We got some new cows in the studio! Thank you to our fans who sent them. You can send us cows, too! (or a shelf!) And in other fan interaction news, Chris has some guesses on the facility…

American Idol is starting soon and we can’t be more excited! Well…Geoff and I can’t be. So will Paula have another breakdown? If so who could ever replace her? What are your ideas?

So Geoff has spent a lot of time on OBT which I would be worried about but he’s in his work truck…nah, I’m still worried. Whores and Bums all day coming up to him as he’s trying to make his money. So he gave the first bum his only cash and the next one a smoke. The next 50+ what could he do? How can you not give anything?

The guys then reminisce about their strip club days and their formative years of gettin’ a girl. Mickey shares something about a jerk-off bank that guys have so they can do it on the “turlet”? Kind of made me gag but it’s always fun to learn about what guys do.

Oh! wow…they did talk about a bunch of great stuff…culminating in the never ending discussion on ninjas vs. samurais. What’s your vote?

One thing that is not questionable is the great music we played this week:

• Big Engine – Rock n Roll Machine
• The Manifest Content – In Name Only

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