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 SomaCow 495: I Can Breathe [1:02:32m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally debunked at SomaCow.com

Michael Winslow
Mike Myers = Canadian
Movin’ To Canada
Back to Cuba
SomaCow = Lactose Intolerant
Restless Leg Syndrome
CPAP = The Matrix
The Channel Project
Gettin’ Old
Census
Leave. Mickey. ALONE!!!
Lady Gaga Needs Luda
Autotune It ALL!
Mickey Needs Your Beats
TomandDan Birthday!

 

 SomaCow 351: Beware of the Blog [1:07:09m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally hatched from a meteorite at SomaCow.com

In this hour, we discussed horror, J, and jorts. ALL VERY SPOOKY THINGS INDEED.

Horror… What captures the mind, stimulates the shivers, and why in the hell do people like it so much? I used to be an avid horror fan, but lately when I see new movie ads or read once-favorite horror authors, I am irritated and bored. We’ll see what I think of Randolph LaLonde’s stuff, now available at spinwardfringe.com

Things that have given me the stark raving heebie jeebies?

Keanu’s mouth formed over by Agent Smith in the Matrix. That bugged me.

Or that poor sister in Twilight Zone: The Movie. Same deal. Yeesh. I cannot stand people with skin where orifices should be. Sad day for trannies, everywhere.

The scene in Event Horizon where Sam’s wife appears in the green flashy duct corridor. Boo!

That horrific purple swollen female weird thing that gets shot with a shotgun in the movie House.

That damned kid in the mirror in the movie Mirror.

That damned Japanese kid in the youtube video.

The pink bunny in Hell in Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey.

The Sun Dog, in general. I don’t know that it is that great a story, I just get scared when I see a Polaroid.

The old ghost story where the kids are rude to their mom, and when they get home, she has been replaced with some horrific…. construct with glass eyes and an impatient horsetail. C R E E P Y.

What scares you? Besides being on the paying end of our weekly grocery bill?