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In this hour, we talked about Mickey’s 35th birthday party, which The Chick That He Is Dating was kind enough to throw. It was… surreal, and J and I came to the terrifying realization that Mickey was born to skate. He just looks right, twirling around, gossamer threads of diet mountain dew sweat arcing from his magnificent suddenly seven foot tall hair. The dude needs to be retro-installed into every ABBA video.

We also discussed Bill Gates leaving office, as tipped by one of our chat room listeners. If you ever want to listen live, its pretty easy – just swing by the ustream and you can watch anonymously, or create a log-in and take part in our discussion. Just one of the many gifts that Bill Gates and his OS of shame have yet to take away from us. Maybe next build, yeah?

We rounded out the hour talking about pie. Specifically, $60.00 if you eat it, you get it for free pie. I have yet to hear from the guys this week, as I know they are cowardly and afraid of my skills in the fields on munch, I cannot say that I am surprised. But I promise you this – the competition will happen, there will be video, and I will not fail. What’s 29 inches, multiplied by 3.14? Lunch, that’s what.

Happy 4th of July to all our listeners. Try not to blow off any of your appendages, and send pictures of your firecracker boobs to Mickey@somacow.com. I will, apparently, be spending much of today getting to know our new toilet seat. I wish we had gone with the $700 dollar model.

And listen to these fine tunes with us:

• Richard Cheese – Welcome to the Jungle
• Richard Cheese – Hey Ya!
• Richard Cheese – Material Girl

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SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this hour by the fine folks at BJ’s Brewhouse. Cause, seriously. wow. That is just some good damned food.

So, yeah. We talk about something all too near and completely undear to me – Clowns. Their caked makeup, their faux sad/happy/stupid faces, their shiny clothes, their giant floppy appendages, and their myriad stupid “gags”. Last week it was reported that many children hate, fear, or are indifferent to clowns. DAMNED RIGHT. The clowns are going apetits, hollering that kids need them, and love them. As IF. The kids in the burn ward have been through ENOUGH, Bonzo.

Cassie rejoins us, and we pry some more goods out of her. The girl is just open. Communicative, intelligent, spirited, and I pitch a hissy fit at J in this hour because he keeps plowing into me and my conversation with Cassie. Maybe I should have led the episode with, “Putting the block in my cock”. Worst Sesame Street Episode Title, Ever.

Cassie confirms my longstanding belief on Fat Girls and Personality. It’s a rock solid theory, but I have always wondered – what about all the mean fatty women out there, with no personality, no intelligence… Straight up Fatches – What makes fat girls go bad? Is it the lack of sex? The scarcity of lemon cake? The weakness of chairs?

Mickey and I give some clothing choice for sexy time. The teacher/librarian/lawyer look is all that a woman needs to get on for most guys to get off, it would seem.

J, being firmly entrenched in 1996, likes club chix chic. Please send him pictures of your boobs lit by glowsticks and he will kindly thank ye.

And check out Mickey’s Lifecoaching segment (around the :40)! It’s a can’t miss experience, every week, and I am looking forwards to the book in 09!

In this hour, we rolled the following great songs in flour and looked for the G clef:

• The Manifest Content – Little Red Baby Dolls
• Duenow – But

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