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Dec 03 2008

SomaCow 254: It’s Beginning To Look…

Posted by: Geoff in Podcast

254: It's Beginning To Look... [56:58m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Moose.

Geoff had such a crush on her. I did love YCDTOT. You know what else I loved? Electric Company and it’s coming back later this month! Yep, PBS is having a new Electric Company. I wonder if they’ll have a new bloodhound gang. I am not sure why, but sometimes those mysteries scared me…oh wait, that was 3-2-1 Contact. Oh well, I love The Electric Company, too.

Where in the hell did that all come from? Oh yeah, because Geoff loved Moose.

So also in this hour, the guys talked more about family, cutting back on smoking, and scuba diving. Wow, my notes look like Ross’s this week. So you’ll have to just listen to the episode to see what in the hell I was talking about! I’m going to go watch some Hoose

And by the way… does anyone know any single hot chicks?

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Mar 10 2008

SomaCow 139: The Aftermath

Posted by: Geoff in Podcast

139: The Aftermath [1:02:02m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Aftermath. Every Saturday night from 8:00 to 10:00pm (Eastern), check out their relentless and entertaining show!

So, we’re always growing here on the network. We’ve enjoyed success with many new additions over the last few months, and we are very excited about our new show, The Aftermath. Jordan and CJ are bringing fresh takes on all manner of topics, from politics to entertainment to local issues… There isn’t a row they won’t hoe. I don’t even know what that means. Get in there and check ‘em out!

A long time ago, George Carlin once commented that “Most people that are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to F#$@ in the first place.” I wanted to see if that could be true, and we valiantly, if not vainly, attempted to find a hot republican woman. Babs? Ann? Laura? Sigh… Government is broken.

We touched on the Florida Voting Armageddon, set to unleash as,yet AGAIN, Floridian Idiots will end up somehow deciding the fate of the entire nation. How does this continue to be the recurring theme in every election? At least, this time, Michigan will have to take some of the heat. The Democratic Party should be ashamed of themselves, and I changed my party affiliation to Democrat so that I can participate in the special election they will inevitably force soon.

I am not going to mount a soapbox here, I just want you to think about this. The Democrats are broken. The Republicans are broken. We need third party intervention, or fifth party, or seventy eighth party… There are far too many voices in this country to summate the scope with a single man. It may have worked in the 1700s, and even the 1900s, but we can no longer have the bomb, the military, and the veto in one dumb hand. Time for government to shut up for a while, and people to get busy producing. Let’s aim for creating a quagmire, and halt the addition of ANY new legislation.

Okay. Enough about world issues. We discussed a dark secret of one of our very own hosts. Followers of Oz may remember a certain prison term known as “spooning”. Which of us harbors such a creepy history? Strangely, this is the part of the blog where I will not choose to inform you that SomaCow is giving away a free iTouch media player. Take the test for a chance to win damn near $300.00 of shiny plastic and glowing parts. You deserve it, sweetie.

Please forgive the singing. I swear, I never wanted you to hear that. We made it up to you with the following fantastic artists: