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Posts Tagged “oilmance”Originally oilmanced at http://somacow.com
Oilmance Originally spilled at http://somacow.com
Jamie from our Sunday show wrote the lyrics. Oil Oillll……. You’re caught in big Oilmance Oiiiiillll Caught in a big oilmance BP…lie lie ieesss Yah so what, some birds die Laugh Laugh to the bank HA HA, an oil rig sank. Lala we can’t hear We got fingers in our ears Close our eyes, dissappear This is an oilmance We want your money You make us so rich Get on your knees Cause you are our bitch We are BP…. Oil Oil Oil Oil…… We are BP…… We drilled and drilled And nobody cared. Until we spilled Now you are all scared. Its not that bad OIl Oil Oil maybe a tad You know that we own you.. You have no choice.. You need my oil. Bad. Bad. We take your money Then kill all your plants Fish and Birds, all an oily mess No more spring break no more fishing trips Your plans are spoiled by our small dicks. Oil Oillll Caught in a big oilmance. Oiiiiillll Caught in a big oilmance. We tried to stop it We told a few lies There is no ending So don’t be surprised The gulf is oil… oil. oil. oil. Engulfed in oil. Boycott my stations Tweet all your friends Ill make a billion Before this song ends We are BP Sneaky Sneaky ky ky You know that we own you.. You have no choice.. (cause we own this bitch, baby!) You need my oil Bad. Bad. Dust off your bikes, your old ten-speed bike to work and you will see. You’ll sweat your ass off and look like a dork. And quickly, come back to me. Oil Oillll Caught in a Big Oilmance. Oiiiiillll Caught in a Big Oilmance. Oil Oil Spew like crazy Spill that oil all over baby Oil Oil Spew like crazy Spill that oil all over baby Oil Oil Spew like crazy Spill that oil all over baby Oil Oil Spew like crazy Spill that oil all over baby We’ve tried a lot We are trying real hard. Give us your hair And we’ll clean it right up. Built a big box That did nothing at all Our arms are tired Stuffin tires and balls Why can’t we be friends. Why can’t we be friends. We have an oilmance – A BP Oilmance Build some turbines, and Harness the Sun this disaster cannot be undone. I’ll kill the planet before you kill me This is not the last you’ve seen of me. Oil Oillll Caught in a big oilmance Oiiiiillll Caught in a big oilmance BP…lie lie ieesss Yah so what, some birds die Laugh Laugh to the bank HA HA, an oil rig sank. Tags: bp, dead birds, justin beiber has a silly haircut, lady gaga, oil spill, oilmance, perez hilton should post this song |
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