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Originally jumped the orca at SomaCow.com

Taken directly from Ross’s notepad… The Show Notes:

Whale Killer
Call from Jen Cook (twitter.com/cfnews13)
Funny Hats on Animals
Sponsor a Donkey Trip
RIF, yo
Shoulda Been a Teacher
Winter Olympics
Bob Costas Sux
Tradenarked- Olympic Snowball Fight
Free Bird
Worst City Ever? Detroit, Obviously.

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Originally Olympicsized at SomaCow.com

From Ross’s Show Notes:

Olympics
Geoff’s New Exercise Show
PVC Exercise
Vancouver
Spring and Fall Olympics- Tradenarked!
Who Buys PlayGirl?
Olympic Mascots Suck
No. More. Googly Eyes.
Hemispheres and How They Affect Weather
Fat Man Olympics
Toasted?
Geoff Has a Starbucks Hissy-Fit
Upscale Coffee vs Gas Station Coffee
Mickey Has a Favorite Convenience Store
Rules of Poop Club
Review Us on iTunes, yo.

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Hi everyone! It’s me, Jen. I’m filling in for Geoff while he nurses the baby, er, I mean, sleeps…

Do you miss me? You know, you can always come chat with me while I listen to SomaCow on Ustream, and also of course for Say… Anything. I know I miss my notetaking! I am going to do my best to let you know about this hour using Ross’s cryptic notes.

From the first three lines I can surmise that John Edwards had sex, Bernie Mac died, and the boys have a death wish on another comedian??

Then it says Budweiser is greater than divided by 3. Now I love math, but this formula has had me scratching my head so much the dogs are bringing me the Advantage! This led into “beer talk”. I do remember this from the live show…Kostritzer is teh yummy…

The next line says either WW IIII or WW VII but I think those are both wrong? No clue.

But opposite of war is peace, like the Olympics! The opener was supposed to be grand, and the guys want Bob Costas to get ‘STUF’fed? Do they think he’s too skinny?

Mickey peed in the Navy. OK, I really don’t understand how this is noteworthy! Unless he literally peed IN the Navy…but what does that even mean?

And the last note on the page is that Mickey was stranded at Burger King without paper. I guess Mickey likes taking notes, too?

Well, I know that reading these notes and trying to give them back to you, dear Heard, does not do the hour justice because when listening live from 1-2 PM Eastern last Saturday, it flew by and was quite entertaining. So take a listen, and maybe you can help me decipher these notes. We’ll call it a SomaCow mystery.

What wasn’t a mystery was the music this week!

• They Might Be Giants – Istanbul, not Constantinople

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