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		<title>SomaCow 516: Eat Your Sushi</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 04:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally celebrating around J&#8217;s birthday at http://somacow.com

J Day!
Meeting J
Biggest Brain Dick?
Sock Suspenders
Murse
We Need More Things That Are Things
Stop Smoking- Get Diabetes
Nanananananananana
Oprah. Con?
Lesbian Talk Show Hostesses
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally celebrating around J&#8217;s birthday at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
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<p>J Day!<br />
Meeting J<br />
Biggest Brain Dick?<br />
Sock Suspenders<br />
Murse<br />
We Need More Things That Are Things<br />
Stop Smoking- Get Diabetes<br />
Nanananananananana<br />
Oprah. Con?<br />
Lesbian Talk Show Hostesses</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Originally celebrating around J's birthday at http://somacow.com



J Day!
Meeting J
Biggest Brain Dick?
Sock Suspenders
Murse
We Need More Things That Are Things
Stop Smoking- Get Diabetes
Nanananananananana
Oprah. Con?
Lesbian Talk Show Ho</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally celebrating around J's birthday at http://somacow.com



J Day!
Meeting J
Biggest Brain Dick?
Sock Suspenders
Murse
We Need More Things That Are Things
Stop Smoking- Get Diabetes
Nanananananananana
Oprah. Con?
Lesbian Talk Show Hostesses</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>SomaCow 413: Happy Labor Independence Saint Eastern Turkey Day</title>
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		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-413-happy-labor-independence-saint-eastern-turkey-day#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally gobbled at SomaCow.com

In this hour, the Sunday crew talked about:
Thanksgiving Days here and celebrations around the world
Review of the movie UP
Twilight: New Moon breaking records and taking names
We have better sound and want to thank Tommy for that
Facial and body hair
Oprah is leaving, does anyone care?
Levi without his Levis?
Heidi Klum = the big girl? [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally gobbled at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/413.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>In this hour, the Sunday crew talked about:</p>
<p>Thanksgiving Days here and celebrations around the world</p>
<p>Review of the movie UP</p>
<p>Twilight: New Moon breaking records and taking names</p>
<p>We have better sound and want to thank <a href="http://twitter.com/evanzan" target="_blank">Tommy</a> for that</p>
<p>Facial and body hair</p>
<p>Oprah is leaving, does anyone care?</p>
<p>Levi without his Levis?</p>
<p>Heidi Klum = the big girl? What&#8217;s up with fashion?</p>
<p>Next week&#8217;s movie to review-Maltese Falcon</p>
<p>And a special thanks for the incredibly awesome <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLDC9BZ_VRY" target="_blank">The Thankful Thanksgiving Song</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Originally gobbled at SomaCow.com



In this hour, the Sunday crew talked about:

Thanksgiving Days here and celebrations around the world

Review of the movie UP

Twilight: New Moon breaking ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally gobbled at SomaCow.com



In this hour, the Sunday crew talked about:

Thanksgiving Days here and celebrations around the world

Review of the movie UP

Twilight: New Moon breaking records and taking names

We have better sound and want to thank Tommy for that

Facial and body hair

Oprah is leaving, does anyone care?

Levi without his Levis?

Heidi Klum = the big girl? What's up with fashion?

Next week's movie to review-Maltese Falcon

And a special thanks for the incredibly awesome The Thankful Thanksgiving Song</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>SomaCow 411: Burn Baby Burn</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-411-burn-baby-burn</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-411-burn-baby-burn#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:06:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally shucked at SomaCow.com

In this hour the guys talked about:
Naked Show 500
Eyeore
Geoff Hates Corn
Oprah Quitting
Old School Nazi Transvestite Hooker TV
Morton Downey Jr
Oprah Gay (Allegedly)
Rosie Totally Gay
Tom Hanks Acts Gay
Foursquare
IKEA Maze
Chris P Ball Bustin Call
Rowan Burned
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally shucked at <a href="../" target="_blank">SomaCow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/411.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>In this hour the guys talked about:</p>
<p>Naked Show 500<br />
Eyeore<br />
Geoff Hates Corn<br />
Oprah Quitting<br />
Old School Nazi Transvestite Hooker TV<br />
Morton Downey Jr<br />
Oprah Gay (Allegedly)<br />
Rosie Totally Gay<br />
Tom Hanks Acts Gay<br />
Foursquare<br />
IKEA Maze<br />
Chris P Ball Bustin Call<br />
Rowan Burned</p>
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<itunes:duration>59:03</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally shucked at SomaCow.com



In this hour the guys talked about:

Naked Show 500
Eyeore
Geoff Hates Corn
Oprah Quitting
Old School Nazi Transvestite Hooker TV
Morton Downey Jr
Oprah Gay (Allegedly)
Rosie Totally ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally shucked at SomaCow.com



In this hour the guys talked about:

Naked Show 500
Eyeore
Geoff Hates Corn
Oprah Quitting
Old School Nazi Transvestite Hooker TV
Morton Downey Jr
Oprah Gay (Allegedly)
Rosie Totally Gay
Tom Hanks Acts Gay
Foursquare
IKEA Maze
Chris P Ball Bustin Call
Rowan Burned</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>SomaCow 267: It&#8217;s 2009!</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-267-its-2009</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 09:12:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by SomaCow.net
When reviewing the notes from this episode, I was greeted with the following notes: &#8220;Mickey wants to bang Oprah, Geoff&#8217;s sack and the shaving thereof, Jen calls&#8230;again&#8230;&#8221;

Wow, I don&#8217;t know that there is that much more I can say about those that listening yourself [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://somacow.net" target="_blank">SomaCow Media</a> is proud to present <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow</a>, brought to you by <a href="http://somacow.net" target="_blank">SomaCow.net</a></p>
<p>When reviewing the notes from this episode, I was greeted with the following notes: &#8220;Mickey wants to bang Oprah, Geoff&#8217;s sack and the shaving thereof, Jen calls&#8230;again&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/267.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1199" title="267" src="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/267.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>
<p>Wow, I don&#8217;t know that there is that much more I can say about those that listening yourself won&#8217;t take care of!</p>
<p>There are a few things I feel I must tell you, though. First, we are taking nominations for Listener of the Year-2008. You can nominate someone (or yourself) <a href="http://muchedumbre.com/forum/index.php/topic,22090.0.html" target="_blank">here</a> on our forums!</p>
<p>Also, Geoff reviewed a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Lies-Lying-Liars-Tell-Them/dp/0525947647" target="_blank">fantastic book</a> that he recommends to all-no matter what your beliefs. Even though it was written a few years ago and he&#8217;s read it a few times, it still gets him riled up over what is going on out there.</p>
<p>And to update you on the <a href="http://somacow.net" target="_blank">SomaCow Media</a> doings of 2009&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow</a> is still going strong on Friday nights (<a href="http://ustream.tv/channel/somacow-media" target="_blank">live</a>) for 3 hours (7-10 Eastern)! Join us!</p>
<p>Saturdays now showcase <a href="http://primetimegeek.com/" target="_blank">Prime Time Geek</a> (PTG) live from 8-10 Eastern. Their first show with SCM was last week and Felix had a great reception. Join us again this week!</p>
<p>On Sundays, <a href="http://sportsbuzzradio.com" target="_blank">The Sports Buzz</a> still continues to discuss the hot sports topics of the day. This week join Ryan and special guest Luke sitting in for Todd, from 6-8 Eastern.</p>
<p><a href="http://justpushplay.org" target="_blank">Just Push Play</a> continues to entertain with Brian (titsMagee), CR, and Nova on their new night of Mondays from 8-10 PM Eastern.</p>
<p>And expecting to start this week, Wednesday?, is the return of <a href="http://comasow.com" target="_blank">ComaSow</a> with Geoff and Jen! We&#8217;ll be reviewing new bands sent in to us as well as show you all a little glimpse into our crazy life. Check out the site for details on time!</p>
<p>Thank you all for an unbelievable 2008! We are looking forward to an even better 2009.</p>
<p>Jen</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by SomaCow.net

When reviewing the notes from this episode, I was greeted with the following notes: ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by SomaCow.net

When reviewing the notes from this episode, I was greeted with the following notes: "Mickey wants to bang Oprah, Geoff's sack and the shaving thereof, Jen calls...again..."



Wow, I don't know that there is that much more I can say about those that listening yourself won't take care of!

There are a few things I feel I must tell you, though. First, we are taking nominations for Listener of the Year-2008. You can nominate someone (or yourself) here on our forums!

Also, Geoff reviewed a fantastic book that he recommends to all-no matter what your beliefs. Even though it was written a few years ago and he's read it a few times, it still gets him riled up over what is going on out there.

And to update you on the SomaCow Media doings of 2009...

SomaCow is still going strong on Friday nights (live) for 3 hours (7-10 Eastern)! Join us!

Saturdays now showcase Prime Time Geek (PTG) live from 8-10 Eastern. Their first show with SCM was last week and Felix had a great reception. Join us again this week!

On Sundays, The Sports Buzz still continues to discuss the hot sports topics of the day. This week join Ryan and special guest Luke sitting in for Todd, from 6-8 Eastern.

Just Push Play continues to entertain with Brian (titsMagee), CR, and Nova on their new night of Mondays from 8-10 PM Eastern.

And expecting to start this week, Wednesday?, is the return of ComaSow with Geoff and Jen! We'll be reviewing new bands sent in to us as well as show you all a little glimpse into our crazy life. Check out the site for details on time!

Thank you all for an unbelievable 2008! We are looking forward to an even better 2009.

Jen
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		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>SomaCow 152: UnCommonLaw</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-152-uncommonlaw</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-152-uncommonlaw#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by the fine folks at Amazon.com where Mickey and &#8216;The Chick-en&#8216; are&#8230; registered?
Yes, Mickey shared some great news with us in this hour. For those of you non-engaged type folks out there, how much money would you need to make to get married? 10 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://somacow.net" target="_blank">SomaCow Media, Inc</a>. is proud to present <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow</a> brought to you by the fine folks at Amazon.com where Mickey and &#8216;<a href="http://sayanythingradio.com" target="_blank">The Chick-en</a>&#8216; are&#8230; registered?</p>
<p>Yes, Mickey shared some great news with us in this hour. For those of you non-engaged type folks out there, how much money would you need to make to get married? 10 grand? 40 grand? PSHAW! If you click <a href="https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_flow&amp;SESSION=2BIMP2rO_JwGNh1rxg3BVb2N_6jzPC_DQfuVptDsbY2YOzsZDFvqg5MGhbK&amp;dispatch=5885d80a13c0db1f822cfe4b06d0ea2bc3deaf2f87c377c27f201b3d9033ed5c" target="_blank">here</a> you can help our dear pale patriot&#8217;s dream become a reality.</p>
<p>On a lighter note&#8230;well, not really, but can you say &#8220;On a heavier note&#8221;?&#8230; Some <a href="http://www.nataliercollins.com/weblog/" target="_blank">Mormons</a> (technically, they were not Mormons, but they seem Mormony) allegedly screwed the wrong chickens, or chicks, and a 16-year-old called in for help and help done came. This time there were no tanks or flaming deaths as officials raided a compound and rescued 200 women and children. Just what kind of line do you use to get that many women to come and live as your sex slave? &#8220;No babe may enter the kingdom of heaven but through a threeway with me.&#8221; doesn&#8217;t seem to cut it, sadly. All this religious talk leads us to believe we should start a <a href="http://www.venganza.org/" target="_blank">religion</a>. All we need is a name.</p>
<p>I think that church might make you feel more connected to people. I remember when we first moved into my house, a neighbor told us how our house was always known for being the place to stop and pick oranges after Mass for the local Catholic church. First thing I did after that was erect a six foot privacy fence with a latchless gate.</p>
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<p>Keep your child touching hands off my citrus, freaks! (I think they may be sneaking in around the base. The pious are known diggers!)</p>
<p>Mickey&#8217;s wisdom-filled Life Coaching segment at the :40 expounds upon the belief that life is just not fair. Inspirational, truly!</p>
<p>Ending on a bit of a downer, we discuss the death of the shuttle program, the possible massive layoffs that may entail for Brevard county, and the frustrating lack of new science projects. What the hell are we wasting all our money on in this country? Some Sand-War? PLEASE.</p>
<p>If I were shot into space tomorrow, all I would ask for would be a mix tape containing these bands!</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.instereomusic.com/" target="_blank">In Stereo</a> &#8211; Digging up the Bride</li>
<li><a href="http://tmbg.com" target="_blank">They Might Be Giants</a> &#8211; Spider</li>
<li><a href="http://www.worldwentdown.com/imcc/" target="_blank">Snog</a> &#8211; One Grain of Sand</li>
<li><a href="http://www.gogolbordello.com/" target="_blank">Gogol Bordello</a> &#8211; American Wedding</li>
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		<itunes:summary>SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by the fine folks at Amazon.com where Mickey and 'The Chick-en' are... registered?

Yes, Mickey shared some great news with us in this hour. For those of you non-engaged type folks out there, how much money would you need to make to get married? 10 grand? 40 grand? PSHAW! If you click here you can help our dear pale patriot's dream become a reality.

On a lighter note...well, not really, but can you say "On a heavier note"?... Some Mormons (technically, they were not Mormons, but they seem Mormony) allegedly screwed the wrong chickens, or chicks, and a 16-year-old called in for help and help done came. This time there were no tanks or flaming deaths as officials raided a compound and rescued 200 women and children. Just what kind of line do you use to get that many women to come and live as your sex slave? "No babe may enter the kingdom of heaven but through a threeway with me." doesn't seem to cut it, sadly. All this religious talk leads us to believe we should start a religion. All we need is a name.

I think that church might make you feel more connected to people. I remember when we first moved into my house, a neighbor told us how our house was always known for being the place to stop and pick oranges after Mass for the local Catholic church. First thing I did after that was erect a six foot privacy fence with a latchless gate.



Keep your child touching hands off my citrus, freaks! (I think they may be sneaking in around the base. The pious are known diggers!)

Mickey's wisdom-filled Life Coaching segment at the :40 expounds upon the belief that life is just not fair. Inspirational, truly!

Ending on a bit of a downer, we discuss the death of the shuttle program, the possible massive layoffs that may entail for Brevard county, and the frustrating lack of new science projects. What the hell are we wasting all our money on in this country? Some Sand-War? PLEASE.

If I were shot into space tomorrow, all I would ask for would be a mix tape containing these bands!

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	They Might Be Giants - Spider
	Snog - One Grain of Sand
	Gogol Bordello - American Wedding
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