Nestled in the welcoming Joweled Woods, the gleaming city of Porkrind has long stood as the final bastion of the pudgy human race in their Alliance with the Dwarves, Fat Elves and Gnomes against the legions of the invading corporate radio shills: The Whored.
Three stalwart (by which I mean “overweight”) men have taken up the quest to rid the world of Icingfroth of the Oreo, Unslim, Booty Elf and Tootsie Troll invaders.
United, these brave souls alone have the courage to speak their mind, in a land where speech, and quality snack products, are rarely free.
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But, unbeknownst to their enemies, these three men, the Truffle Trio, the Knights of SomaCow, have a secret weapon with which to appease the masses, known only as: The Hopper
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Smiting the Corporate Radio Whored, The Three succeed in driving them from the shores of Icingfroth, so that free commerce can again flourish between the peaceful races
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Alarmingly bloated on the spoils of their victory, the Knights of SomaCow stand ever vigilant, obese and steadfast in their protection of the greatest treasure in the world: entertaining radio
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