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 SomaCow 566: iPhone People Shut Up [1:02:12m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally app’d at http://somacow.com, home of The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever.

I like turtles and monkeys are funny.  That, however is neither here nor there.  Which is the same location as George Lucas’s brain.  It is neither here, nor there.  It is completely lost.  As insane as the director was, the movies are still fantastic.

Bamboo sucks.  Seriously.  If I didn’t have a screen room or a pool, and just had a yard, I think it would be cool.  It would be mega-awesome if I could get a panda.  Oh, a panda and a koala in a Bamboo Cage Match.

Hmm.  BEAR WARS.  That would make a great television show.  Each week, the producers would pit one brand of bear against another and they would fight to the pin fall.  And now to our main event, weighing in at twenty-five hundred pounds, Arctodus Simus, undefeated in his last 230 bouts he is challenging for the world heavy bear championship of the world.  And now, the champion, sporting the green trunks and weighing in at a stout one thousand five hundred pounds… THE KODIAK!  Damn that would be cool.  The only problem is the Acto-Sim is extinct.  Oh well.

Somewhere in the episode we talked about iPhone owners.  We probably insulted them.  That’s what we do.

My girlfriend is hot.  I had hotdogs for dinner while watching Phantom Menace.  I have Ben and Jerry’s in the freezer.

Lady gaga is not a panda.  That sentence was only included so I could use it as a tag.

Thanks for listening.

-Mickey