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 SomaCow 322: The Dom, The Con, AdamandEve.com [1:02:44m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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In this hour, we discussed the passing of the enormous and lispy Dom DeLuise. He never got over the constant comparisons to that Seafood magic Paul Prudhomme dude, I guess. A true blow to the fat and fancy comedian world. There are very few of us left in the world, having lost Sam Kinison, Chris Farley, John Belushi, and Louie Anderson. Wait, is Louie even dead? Someone will know… At this point, the only fat comics left are Ron White, Ralphie May, and Patrick Melton of NobodyLikesOnions.com – Stay Alive, Funny Fatties! We need you!

We also discussed Oprah Winfrey’s crazy chicken conflaguration – Essentially, KFC said “hey, come try some free new grilled chicken”. Oprah downloaded the coupons 6.8 million times, and the Colonel went batshit crazy, throwing biscuits and canes at people. It was insane, and we are miffed, mainly because I still haven’t gotten my free chicken. Public relations nightmare, I am sure, but you should always count your chickens before you offer 4 free dinners to every American with a printer and penchant for poultry.

We rounded out the hour discussing our new sponsor, and spending some time familiarizing our audience with the adult products made available at AdamandEve.com. You really dropped the ball and forgot Mother’s Day? No problemo! Go and get her something nice from the best adult toy site on the internet!