SomaCow

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Jesused Eggs
Owl In a Box
Cowluthru
Racist Tan Tax
Republican Cock Doctor
Health Care Debate
Sad Pilots
*BOOP!*
Racist Country Song
Leu Gardens
Honey
Soma the Pooh
Way Too Hot Sauce
3-D Clash of the Titans
Gojira

Tags: 3-d, clash of the titans, comedy, country, health care, honey, internet, leu gardens, orlando, owl, pilots, Podcast, pooh, radio, somacow, talk, tan tax

Originally overshooting the target at SomaCow.com

In this hour the guys discuss:

Time Change
Our Forums
Social Media Cursing
Two Pilots Overshoot Target
Sirius
HD Radio
Classic Rock
Pandora
MySpace
Parody Songs/Movies
Hope to see you all Friday night for the live show!

Tags: Classic Rock, comedy, cursing, forum, hd radio, internet, myspace, orlando, pandora, parody movie, parody songs, pilots, Podcast, radio, sirius, social media, somacow, talk, time change

SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Yes & Know Invisible Ink Games.

In this episode, we discussed the Ridiculous Airplane Crises, the Deterioration of Our Nation’s Truck Stops, and Ungrateful Chinese Childrens (is they learning?)

We watched United, Southwest, and American Airlines run around like massive chickens sans massive heads last week, grounding planes, destroying schedules and delaying air travelers worldwide, all the while pointing their monkey pointer finger at the FAA, for suddenly waking up and asking, “Are all the bolts on that plane on?” Without exaggeration, the entire airline industry in this country has really dropped the ball. In an effort to make flights cheap, they have made flights miserable, cramped, hot, smelly, boring, stiff, starvation fests that scare the living shit out of every person who undertakes to travel. From peanuts to pilots, we discuss where air travel went wrong. What is the worst experience you had on a flight? Tell us about it. We do offer the airline industry some tips, including Mickey’s idea for a traveling show (he really is a gypsy) and my… well… idea. Think hamster ball. At 40,000 feet.

We also discussed truck stops, which I had the pleasure of frequenting last week on my road trip. I am sad to report that the truck stop of yesteryear is dying fast, as our once proud Stuckey’s are steadily replaced by row after row of Flying J(ihad) Travel Plazas. The coffee smells like burnt hair, the staff has been replaced by sullen Pakistani men, and the jerky is being swapped out for incense. How much friggen existential meditation are these truckers doing? I get all republicany as I pine for a time I remember when the stores were bright and clean, the coffee was piping hot and fresh, and the staff did not mutter, “Death to America” after every transaction.
We round out the hour discussing China and the new wave of spoiled rotten children. They are in their twenties, they stay out all night bathing and doing coke and circus peanuts, and they do NOT call home, ever. Chinese couples are actually hiring twenty somethings to come by, simply to fulfill the role their children will no longer take. I wonder how much money one could make being a guilt-sink, or a back-sasser. hell, you could retire in that country simply by being a thing-off-shelf-getter-downer

Don’t forget to check out Mickey’s Life Coaching segment at the :40, where he details the importance of budgeting! I am more of a shotgunner in my money dealing. Probably explains why everything is feast or famine around my house. Well, let’s be honest… I never “famine”.

We apologize for the delay in starting the show. While you are waiting please enjoy our skymall magazine and these delicious musics:

• Cobra Starship – Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)
• The Dollyrots – Brand New Key
• Powerman 5000 – Return to the City of the Dead

Tags: airline, airplane, american airlines, animal, bolts, children, chin, chinese, cobra, comedy, crisis, dollyrots, faa, famine, flying j, hamster ball, independant, independent, internet, life coaching, music, orlando, peanuts, pilots, Podcast, radio, sky mall, somacow, southwest, starship, starvation, stuckey's, talk, truck stops, united