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In this hour, I could swear we had topics, but they withered all when somebody played a video game song, and I was pretty much gone for the next hour. We did find time to fit in a Weekly Constitutional, on a neat li’l bargain book, at that! Maybe I will try to explain some of the ideas here in the blog from time to time. I actually am really irritated right now. It seems someone on the show bought Rock Band, and all four instruments, and I am sitting here writing this drivel, that no one reads, nor even WANTS to read, instead of dominating the arenas with my rendition (wrendition) of Evanescence. You should hear me hit those high “e”s. THUN-DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, video games are the bomb, and we discuss them quite a bit. What was your favorite arcade coin-op? Does anyone have a pinball machine they will donate to the show? I really, really miss pinball. I suck on the drums. Not the real drums (I suck on those, too), but on the video game Rock Band drums.I’d like to think I am getting better all the time, but I am no Dr. Worm. sigh… Hope you are having a good day! I ran this whole blog through an Engrish Translator, in honor of Video Game Topics…
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In this hour, we discussed our various misspent youths (what is a yout?), the need to have bullets and things that shoot bullets, and a reader’s question for you, our audience. What is it about the 8-bit and 16-bit era of games that continues to captivate my heart? Sure, J had his dusty textual affair games, wherein one might experience all the joy that heading “west” can afford, and yes, Mickey enjoyed much of the arcade era when a quarter bought you a game, and a kid from a trailer park could go on to protect the galaxy from marauders based on his ability to gyruss it up, but I am firmly entrenched in the virtual nes and the zsnes world. Hours of watching sprites race arond a simple background, doing NOTHING. I added up the time, and I could have written 37 novels, had sex with 4,123 women, or even done one situp, in all the time I wasted playing megaman alone. I’d give all that time back, though, just to have my own pinball machine. I’d take one of the older ones, like Cyclone or Pinbot, but I’d love to have a Batman, or a Simpsons, or a Family Guy, or a Jurassic Park. Pinball was where it was AT. Healthy exercise, and the glass had perfect places to put your ashtray and beer… DAMN YOU MARCH OF PROGRESS! GIVE ME BACK PINBALL. It is sad to go around town looking for these machines. They are never kept up, the flippers often fail, and the bumpers have no chutzpah. We got a chance to chat with Scott, who gave us a breakdown of the Cen Fla Gun and Knife Show. Always wanted to go, never had the time. Next year, we’ll take J and test the tasers. That’s so 2007, yeah? Fine. We’ll take J and kneecap him. Twice. Scott gives us the goods, and we all agree that the 2nd Amendment is pretty hot shit, you betcha. I still really want to go shooting. Somebody start me! So, interesting question, and maybe you will comment this entry with your responses. Or maybe you won’t you stingy bastard. Holding your comments back from me, making me beg. To HELL with your comment! I could care less what you think. I didn’t mean it. I’ve just been on edge. It’s not you. Well it is. Sorta. Anyway, what book summates your personality? Just one. Out with it, freak! We jamonited to the following great bands:
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