In this hour, the focus was all on Geoff. For someone who seems to always want to be the center of attention, Geoff sure didn’t like having all these gifts and cake showered on him in honor of his 31st birthday this week. Ross brought over some espresso to give us all a pre-show pep, Mickey got Geoff some material so he can bring back the Weekly Constitutional, J got him some kind of rapist, Asian-killing, action figurine, and I got him some awesome sweatpants. I cannot wait to see him in those!

Man Things: Mickey cut his own hair, Ross’s kid preemptively fought off an intruder, Geoff shopped, and J kicked down a wall which you can see here! WARNING: Do not have cereal, spaghetti, soup, coffee, curry, or anything else that might easily splash or hurt coming up your nose as you will laugh.