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In this, their finest hour, the guys welcomed Drew Garabo into the studio. Drew is what talk radio is all about for a lot of us. Geoff and I would come home from work, make dinner, and turn on Drew to listen to while we ate and then did whatever it is that we did before we had two laptops. Drew made his way up the rankings in the local talk radio circuit and then, due to changes here and there, moved on to other bluer and whiter pastures. Drew shares his feelings about how things went down for him and other recent losses to the local talk radio community. Even if you aren’t from Orlando, you’ll understand. Maybe it’s the red tape and politics around how you lost your job, or even maybe some talent in your local radio community. Or maybe if you shot your wife and her dog “accidentally” after reloading the gun, aiming, and pulling the trigger. OK, so none of us understood that but we got Drew’s take on it. So is terrestrial radio dying? Are they going like the newspapers? Well, if they are, Drew is ready. He now works with the Magic (blue and white has done ignited!) and what a time for them! Geoff admits to not always being the biggest fan but that he is on that proverbial band wagon now! Hey, at least we’re not rooting against them, right? If you want to look into getting tickets, just click on the link above and you’ll find Drew’s pic and email address! It wasn’t all about radio and The Orlando Magic. Oh no, these guys got on the spanking topic. And not the spanking like you might do in the privacy of your own room with your new adamandeve.com products. No, we’re talking about one of Drew’s favorite topics on air before he even had his son….punishing your kids. Ross brought up this topic. You can tell Ross is a radio show call-in pro. If you ever wanted to get Drew to drop the subject he was on, you just had to call and ask how he felt about pit bulls and shark bites hitting your kid (sorry, habit). Drew shares his parenting techniques with the guys. It’s nice to hear that after all this time they still have never hit Xander, which goes along with the stance Drew always took on hitting your kids which is never. Good on ya, as Geoff would say. Not to worry folks, Geoff will be back writing I promise! He’s just had a busy work week so I am filling in. I hope you’re enjoying it and if not, well, read J’s blogs. At least he’s writing them again! Tags: comedy, corporal punishment, dog, drew garabo, internet, kids, orlando, pit bulls, Podcast, politics, radio, red tape, shannon burke, shark bites, shoot, spanking, talk, wifeSomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by BloodHoundGang.Com – They’re bonzer, and we’re thrilled to be able to bring you a taste of their music here on the ‘Cow -
So, in this hour, we recapped a bit of the election (we promise not to bore – lord knows there was enough coverage, discussion, and politicking already). We’re happy to be done with it, and moving on to our favorite topics, food, the bathroom, and chicks. I would like to take one moment to laugh at women. HA! You guys are just… well… girls. And dumb. And sad. Consider for a moment - You represent 50+ percent of the population, whereas blacks float in the low teen percents. You have poon, and all the power it entails. You can enchant, ensnare, and entrap men simply by doing… well… by simply lying (laying? Lie’in, lion) there. I think the first women President is going to be an accidental president, and you guy (gals) even missed the boat on that one. This was your last best chance to have a chick slide into the Oval Office, AND NOT BE ON HER KNEES.  Janet vs Janet  Janet vs Janet You dames could have gone the Hillary route, but Hillary is more Janet Reno than Janet… … … uhm. Are there any attractive Janets? Well… yes … of course Janet Jackson, but I thought that would have been utterly confusing with Ms. Jackson being related to an half white pop star. You now how four years to come to terms with the fact that you chicks hit your buzzer a little too soon, and then let the timer run out, and you have to accept the snarky belittling look from Mr. Trebeck. I want you to sit there and think about what you did wrong. Maybe next time you will stop being so catty, and be happy that another person without a swinging meat tube is succeeding in the world. Maybe next time you will not withhold your vote because SHE has on the wrong shoes. Maybe next time you will feel a bit of solidarity with HER despite her hair being in her eyes and annoying you. Maybe the next time the guys allow a skirt to play in the big leagues, you will grab the opportunity and stop being so bitchy to your fellow woman. Stuff to click on while you listen to the show:
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