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Normally, this space is used to describe what went on during the show to which you are about to listen. Let me give you a brief rundown, we discuss sickness, the coming apocalypse, J’s meat, J’s meat in Geoff’s mouth, plans for economic recovery, mortgage strategies, Dr. Phil, the future history, and the next President.
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We also discuss the need of a whittler in every post-apocalyptic clan.
With that being said, I want to remind everyone to abstain from voting. Leonardo DiCarprio told me that I shouldn’t vote. He makes a good point. At this point in time, every opion, every choice, seems to be a turn for the worst.
I will be running for an elected office soon, and when I do, I can promise that I will not fuck things up worse than they already are. I will provide the people with CHOPE. I believe the Beatles once said, “All you need is Chope, Chope… Chope is all you need.” I have tonnes of CHOPE (and since I wrote it like a British person, or Madonna, that makes me look smarter and more qualified). I have so much CHOPE, that I leave CHOAP residue in the shower. I have enough to CHOPE to give each taxpayer enough CHOPE to hang themselves. I am so full of CHOPE that Catholics call me CHOPE Benedict XVI. I will make sure each school is equipped with a teleCHOPE and a microCHOPE to ensure that “Childrens do lurn”. I will have the government buy each doctor a stethaCHOPE when they graduate medical school, in hopes of lowering medical bills. I promise that only legal immigrants will be invovled in trimming my CHOPE’iary.
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When the time comes, if you are able, I CHOPE you will vote for me. I only CHOPE it isn’t to late to save this great country, this land of ours, this shining city on the hill. Maybe with a little CHOPE and water we can clean the stains off of our reputation. Some will say that I am leading this country down a slippery CHOPE, but I say it is a slippery CHOPE of goodness and smiles and tickly giggly happy feelings.
I am Mickey, and I approve this message.
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