106: Three Wide Men [1:03:51m]:
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It’s Christmas Time! We throw ourselves into the season with vim and vigor, with a veritable vonanza of gift giving. J gave me a cow! Jen gave J some shoddy book! Mickey bought J a laptop! I gave Mickey thirty seven John Deere hats! It was magical, and my truthful and earnest wish for you and yours is that you can enjoy time with each other, drinking deep from the cup of friendship and family and such.
We talked about the holidays, and gifts, and naked avarice, and really remembered the reason for the season, which is, of course, Hannah Montana.
But, we should remember those less fortunate at this time of year, like the suffering people of Jacksonville. Bereft of culture and employment opportunities, these poor and brainless folk must shuffle through each day, constantly seeking to avoid the stench of their paper mills and women. It is easy to repose by the fire, sipping some sort of nog, enjoying the luxury of modern life, and forget about The Jacksonvillains and their plight. How noble I must be, to have gifted them with my Mickey this year.
J and I bond over the cow, too… It touched me, and moved me, and other stuff that would probably sound less manly if I were not talking about a cute stuffed animal. Photokinz! Go buy one for your effeminate talk show host today!
Merry Christmas to all our listeners, and thank you once more for all that you have given us this year. And Ann, my junk is cold!
Former Fat Boys – Keep the Change, You’ll Put Your Eye Out
Richard Cheese – Holiday in Cambodia
Richard Cheese – Silent Night
and a special appearance by Brandon Walker with his hit song, “Chinese Food On Christmas”
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