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SomaCow 493: My Name Is SomaCow [59:18m]:
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Gentlemen Broncos
Kirstie Alley Weight Loss Scam (http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/kirstie-alley-skinny-and-fat.jpg)
Apatow and Penis
Moovie of the Week- Cradle Will Rock
Lindsey Lohan Sues
Chik-Fil-A and Sundays
Wal-Mart Racist Dolls
Geoff Owes Me a Riddle Quest
IHOP Rules
Lesbian Prom
Brian Feldman Tease
Soma Spam
RIP Mary the Elephant
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114: Get Your Fiddle, Nero! [1:07:15m]:
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SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this hour by The Sports Buzz. Check out Ryan and Todd as they run game all day. New podcasts available every Sunday!
In this hour, we were joined by Ryan, prodigy and heartthrob though he may be. He did a decent job of helping us to forget our man-boobs long enough to talk about some serious sports, and we are all the better for it. Ryan gives us some insight into what made him into the man he is today, and we enjoy some discussion on The Really Large Game. You’ll get to meet him as soon as Mickey finishes, “An Incredibly Detailed Introduction Involving Far More Than You Cared To Know About”.
I shouldn’t attack Mickey, as he is sad enough now that his beloved Steelers have fallen. Mickey, who left his heart, half a lung, and most of a bologna and ketchup sandwich in Pennsylvania, insists on the power and beauty of . J feels that the Amsterdam Rapscallions will trounce all comers in the upcoming ballgame of foots. I, personally, heart the Jags, but only because I don’t know no better.

We take out our aggressions on cheerleaders and prom queens in general, in an incredibly angry segment I may make into a weekly bit, namely, “Whores… All Of ‘Em”. Honestly, sound off if you disagree, but I find that cheerleaders are a little too much like a pert piece of trailer trash egging on her lunkhead boyfriend as he beats the piss out of another lunkhead in the parking lot of whatever watering hole they are gracing with their presence that week.

Hey Hey, Ho Ho.
Exactly.
We shouted letters to the following great bands:
The Dark Romantics – Another Song for Another Night
Cesium_137 – Flight
Sullivan – Florida Queen
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