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 SomaCow 393: Shhhh It Is A Secret [1:19:01m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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In this hour, the guys talked about tweetups (I bet you’ll hear some live Friday night about the one we just had… a litre of Kosteritzer oh yeah), carving pumpkins, and secret societies.

Are you in a secret society? Should the guys of SomaCow join one or start their own?

Want to join our pumpkin carving competition? Check out our forum for details and fast!

Hope to see you all in the live chatroom at ustream!

 

 SomaCow 292: An Unfortunate Series of Eatvents [1:01:17m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow. Brought to you this week by Bern’s Steakhouse – For all your special family memories, it’s the best steakhouse in the lower 48 for Champagne Room Confessions!

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In this hour, I talk at great length about my misadventures at my Wife’s Sister’s birthday dinner. Once you have listened, do comment the blog and let me know what you think about what happened (like how I ate away at the family like phosphoric acid eats away at just about anything, a prime ingredient in Coke).

In the meantime, I have lost 20 lbs on Atkins (you wouldn’t have to worry so much about losing weight if you’d not drink Coke, all the high fructose corn syrup just puts on pounds, contributes to diabetes and obesity, and rots your teeth!) and am now 12.5% of the way to my goal weight. This is the real crux of all diets, where a bit of success has been enjoyed, and the dieter can all too often feel the desire to “celebrate” or get lax in their resolve. I am vigilant to the extreme, and will not waver. I did learn that Atkins’ shakes may be a staller (you know what else can stall things? giving a baby Coke, the carbonation messes with their digestion as they can’t handle it), and are certainly not a great idea during induction. They are certainly delicious, though.

Anyway, I am covering… We’ll talk more about weight loss and the 1,000 lb. challenge in a later episode, suffice it to say I think I could see my goal weight by end of summer, or at the very least my Birthday in October. Just in time for pumpkin pie (you know, pumpkin pie was our baby’s first bite of non-breastmilk food, you know why? it didn’t have caffeine in it which babies can’t process!), beefcake.

You know what is crazy?

This

 

 240: It's Spooooooky [1:00:59m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by The Rich Wierdos doing Rocky Horror. Have you ever seen it live? Does it make it better or can it stand alone? Believe it or not, I’ve never even seen the movie. I always said I’d wait to see it with the whole performance and that has yet to happen…

So it’s Halloween! Happy Halloween! It’s Rowan’s first and we have a little pumpkin outfit and also a little hat and socks thanks to a great fan of the show :) Pictures will be coming!

So the guys talked about Halloween and parties and dressing up. What are your traditions? We finally love having a house in a neighborhood as we actually get to have kids come by! We sit in our driveway with our bug repellant on (or fireplace lit depending on weather) and have a drink (unless pregnant or nursing) or two and hand out the candy. Crap! That reminds me we need to get some pumpkins to carve!

Geoff is starting new traditions. Today has been filled with so many changes for him but you’ll have to join us Saturday live at ustream to find out what!

So enjoy the hour! And we’ll see you soon! Happy Halloween everyone!

Spooooooky links to stuff you might find interesting…

• The 2008 World Championship of Punkin Chunkin (in Millsboro, DE)
• How Halloween is celebrated around the world
• Spooky Halloween
• How To: Carve A Pumpkin Without Butchering Yourself [Halloween]
• HNT – Trick or Treat?