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 SomaCow 351: Beware of the Blog [1:07:09m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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In this hour, we discussed horror, J, and jorts. ALL VERY SPOOKY THINGS INDEED.

Horror… What captures the mind, stimulates the shivers, and why in the hell do people like it so much? I used to be an avid horror fan, but lately when I see new movie ads or read once-favorite horror authors, I am irritated and bored. We’ll see what I think of Randolph LaLonde’s stuff, now available at spinwardfringe.com

Things that have given me the stark raving heebie jeebies?

Keanu’s mouth formed over by Agent Smith in the Matrix. That bugged me.

Or that poor sister in Twilight Zone: The Movie. Same deal. Yeesh. I cannot stand people with skin where orifices should be. Sad day for trannies, everywhere.

The scene in Event Horizon where Sam’s wife appears in the green flashy duct corridor. Boo!

That horrific purple swollen female weird thing that gets shot with a shotgun in the movie House.

That damned kid in the mirror in the movie Mirror.

That damned Japanese kid in the youtube video.

The pink bunny in Hell in Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey.

The Sun Dog, in general. I don’t know that it is that great a story, I just get scared when I see a Polaroid.

The old ghost story where the kids are rude to their mom, and when they get home, she has been replaced with some horrific…. construct with glass eyes and an impatient horsetail. C R E E P Y.

What scares you? Besides being on the paying end of our weekly grocery bill?

 

 276: Vegas, Schmegas [1:01:22m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Randy LaLonde and Spinward Fringe.

In this episode the guys talk about Vegas… a lot… like the whole episode.

Except when they talk about Geoff’s poop or other things scattered about…

Not that Geoff’s poop is scattered about, in fact he was stopped up…

Although it is scattered on his books…

I think that’s my hint to get some sleep. Night all!

 

 228: A Reading Rainbow of TMI [1:00:57m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Randy LaLonde and all the Wondah of his many Writings. You want some good stuff, ebook style? Go get these!

In this hour, we discussed Jason Statham (Hot), Books and the Way We Read, Late Night ESPN, and how Texas Hold ‘Em has really jumped the crane. Corkscrewed the Bomb? Hired the J? (I didn’t mean that last one, honestly!)

We also spent some time lamenting the Death of Battlebots. I do not know why i liked that show so much, but I did, and always rooted for the wedges to die. Mickey has a good take on wedges in this hour, and how the field-leveler will sometimes just come in and ruin a whole thing for the rest of us. Screw the wedges!

We also want to give some special love to Madhouse – you hep cats want some more of the hotness that is Orlando Talk Radio, head on over and enjoy what Carlitos is putting down.
My flail book review failed this week, as miscommunication and general Meredithing of the situation resulted in Randy’s most recent missive-masterpiece lying (laying?) unread on my microwave for a week. Look for a review this week, and we instead spent some time discussing my favorite book, which, strangely, is one of my least favorite movies.

Shakespeare says you are a base-faced eater of broken meats, but you can still listen in, and hear some of the following great tunage:

• Swinging Utters – Five Lessons Learned
• MC Lars – Space Game