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SomaCow Media, Inc. is ashamed to be associated with this episode of SomaCow, brought to you this week in spite of good taste and sensibility.

Geoff is incredibly offensive and rude to people in this hour, and I only hope Mickey, J, and our listener can forgive him for such offensive material.

Mickey makes a special announcement concerning The Chick That He Is Dating and himself. I don’t know how you get a guy to go through all that again! WTG, Mickey!

When Geoff isn’t throwing out the R-Bomb, and making that stupid sounding Carlos Menciasque (HACK!) noise, he also manages to lower the credibility of our entire show by passing along half-cocked conspiracy theories involving nuclear power, MSN Hotmail, and your local Coffee Barista. Schmuck.

Then fatty grabs the mic and blabbers about Jenny McCarthy’s book. See if I ever read you a bedtime story again, tons of no fun!

Anyway, Mickey and J are good in this episode, so, enjoy them, and comment as you see fit. We also enjoyed the following great bands this week:

 

• Weedy Factory – Did It for the Money
• Enter the Haggis – One Last Drink

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SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Hormel’s Delicious Beef Au Jus. It’s just nummy!

I am dedicating this blog to the fact that George W. Bush is a flipping retard, a boob, an idiot, an imbecile, a half-wit, a moron, a blockhead, a featherbrain, a dolt, a numbskull, a nincompoop, a pinhead, a goon AND a boob, a dunce, a donkey, a knothead, a jackass, and a base-faced eater of broken meats. Let me know if I missed any adjectives.

In this hour, we played the following great bands:

• BAYSIDE-CHOICE HOPS AND BOTTLED SELF ESTEEM
• NOFX-LEAVING JESUSLAND

Don’t forget to check out American Gods, by Neil Gaiman!

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SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Say Anything Radio. They’re not gay, or retarded.

In this episode, we discuss the abuse of the words “Gay” and “Retarded” by common society to indicate that something sucks, or isn’t intelligent. We need to find new words, because, honestly, gay people do NOT suck, and retarded people are actually very smart.

Okay, nevermind then.

We also discussed that bastard teacher in Chicago that taped down a retard, which was gay, and sorta retarded.

It’s apparently time again for the Grammys, which seems kinda gay, and almost retarded, because there is no reason for an industry that is as broken as the music industry is to be handing itself out accolades. Best Song Targeted for a Car Commercial, anyone? Best Abuse of an Underaged Starlet and Subsequent Destruction of her Fragile Pubescent Personality? The Grammys are dead, the music industry is in a coma, and independent artists are all that matter.

Here are some we played in this hour!

• Richard Cheese – Hot For Teacher
• Big D and The Kids Table – Steady Riot

Mickey tried to sandbag J’s NewsBomb, the hottest segment on our show according to the listeners. Tell him what a mean thing that was to do, and support J in his new endeavor. Poor J. He is not gay or retarded. He is kinda fluffy, though.

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