Before we begin… A big congratulations to Jen (The Hippy Wife) and Geoff (Your host of The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever) on the birth of their child. All details are being withheld because as the Godfather, I believe the honor of telling the world about a new child belongs to the proud parents.
Today it finally happened, I (Mickey) was handed the reigns of The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever. It was not unlike handing the controls of a Boeing 777 over to a four year old. J, Joey Corona, and The Chick That I Am Dating were in studio with me as Geoff, Jen, and Ross took time to rest up after birthing a baby. Not quite sure why Ross was resting. Sympathy pains?
We covered the Hot Teacher problem. Apparently all the incarcerated Hot Teachers in Florida need PenPals. (You ladies can feel free to contact me [mickey@somacow.com]). Nick Hogan, Brooke Hogan, and all the other punks on reality TV will not treat you like a real pen pal should.
Hillary Clinton is a quitter, and The Barack punk’d the entire Press Corps.