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icon for podpress  246: Rock For Hunger [1:05:06m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Rock for Hunger – It’s a great cause, a great concert, and we hope you will avail yourselves of it.

In this hour, we discussed charity, kung fu, and the Chinee Zodiac. Listen, enjoy, and I will have some information on how you can help SomaCow make a whizbang holiday for some lucky family.

In the meantime, I would like to provide you with your horoscope, Neat-Chi Long Style!

There are 4 elements in Chinee Zodiac -

Sizzly – People born under this sign are universally hot to trot, and frequently suffer from fever blisters, itchy bits, and multiple offspring. Their rhetoric is fiery, but quickly runs out of substance and must be added to keep the action going. Ross is very sizzly.

Dippy – Folks governed by this sign are remarkably tasty, creamy, and smooth. They have rich, buttery voices, deep, darkened, honeyed features, and are essentially just waiting to accept what you have to say, provided they can cover it with their own ideas and somewhat sickly-sweet take. J is so Dippy, it’s whack.

Choppy – These people are just plain to the QUICK, yo. Without regard for life or limb, they attack the problem head on, or rather, sidelong, as they wick away layer after layer in a clatter of metal and spark and sinew. Sure, some people get hurt, and yeah, not every bit that lies now asunder was necessarily ready to be cooked. But the F^%$ing thing is CHOPPED. Mickey is known to wield a knife or three, when TCTHID lets him.

Skewery – These people are perfect in every way. Plump, succulent, ready for consumption. All they require, sadly, is a means of deployment. A spine, if you will. They must have the assistance of a strong sliver of wood to uphold their edicts, scribe their thoughts, and carry them to bed for scratchies at night. I have no idea who resides under this element. Maybe Jen knows.

I will be back with a blog for the 12 signs, as soon as we have 12 listeners. HA!

Hey – Check out Greg Rollet’s page – Dude has some real sense, especially when it comes to New Media and getting your band noticed in an ever wider talent stream!

Also, feel free to comment here with your Kung Fu must sees – I will be collecting the top 10 as listed by you, so, get to, Yu.

If you are only going to do one good thing in your life, let us make a strong pleas that that one thing be helping out a worthy cause like Rock For Hunger.

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icon for podpress  169: A Spooky Situation [1:02:23m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Spookhunters.com. Go and scare up some facts, hippies!

In this hour, we discussed the New Politika and downfall of Ted Kennedy, we met Owen of Spookhunters and discussed his new project, and we chatted with Sophia on the subject of divination.

Spookity Spook Spooks in 169 of SomaCow

It’s been a hell of a week with regard to neuvo politics, with Obama calling out the Clintons for being scammy, Ted Kennedy knock-knock-knocking on Oblivion’s Door, and John McCain essentially becoming a cast member on Saturday Night Live. I am a purist with regard to our politicians. They should be looked over, their tires kicked, and their relativity and earnestness questioned at every turn. I love the idea of a politician feeling forced to take shots at himself to prove his level-headedness. For too long, we have been worshiping Caesar in this country, when the reality is that this country needs no Kings. Down with dynasties, down with nepotism in Politics. I would rather see a beet farmer or a relative no-name run this country than a man who thinks his party platform doesn’t have splinters.

Politics aside, we welcomed Owen, a good friend of ours from way back in the day. His life has been in turmoil supposedly, but that didn’t stop him from starring in a fantastic new straight to dvd movie! We question him about all things ghost-related, and receive some solid answers. Check out all his projects, and get to know one of Orlando’s best independent content creators that doesn’t currently already have a show on SomaCow! And, he only said “Absolutely” once! I think!

We also welcomed Sophie, a medium of sorts who also appears in Henry Blackhart is Dead. She sets us straight on what makes “divination” into scammery, and provides some fresh faced honesty to the topic. We’re looking forward to having her and our previous Tarot Reader Shiva go to town with the cards, War style. Maybe even video it out for the fans to enjoy. If you have some questions for these Not-So-Mystical Mystics, drop a comment here or email us at moo@somacow.com and we’ll try to get it in.

Lots going on in this hour, and we are appreciative to finally have our MickleBack. Don’t miss out, and thanks, as always, for listening.

We also featured the following great songs:

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