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This is a blog, working to keep me answering the question, Do You Want To Die? I am Geoff. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

Today I was inputting my food intake to Lose It, software I use to track calories and exercise, and I happened across a message from a friend saying “Sensa. It works when you are ready.”

Rather than ask facebook to bear my load, as it were, with a 500-plus word reply, I figured now would be a good opportunity to explain my thinking regarding diets, supplements, juicy juices, foot-toxin absorbers, banana pepper suppositories, add-ons, belly shakers, and other weight loss paraphernalia.

I am against them.

Easy! Whoa! Before you fire up the world-wide internet and copy-paste thirty seven new studies and your friend’s pants that tell EXACTLY why what I just said isn’t true. Stop throwing stuff, and listen.

I got fat eating too much food, certainly, but I also ate bad food. Me getting healthy is about taking steps.

I was talking earlier about putting together a cost comparison of my life now to my life a year ago. I am still working on that, but what I have learned in the meantime is that I used to eat a lot, sure, but I used to eat a lot of very bad food.

I would once console myself, when I was crazyfat, that at least I was getting a good balance of meats, veg, bread, and very little salt and sugar.

I was lying to myself. My weekly diet would often consist of 10 or more trips to restaurants and fast food establishments. I would eat tons of food, but, worse, tons of chemicals. Preservatives, emulsifiers, food dyes, refortified nutrient content, fat blockers, additional sweeteners, modified gums and -itols, acids, artifical flavors, partially hydrogenated buttsechs cream, and on and on and on.

The list of food additives that I do not encounter now is frightening and long.

All of that shit does not all come out in your shit, I believe. It stays with you, like an unwanted holiday houseguest, still laying about come Flag Day, monopolizing your resources and working against your objectives.

There is evidence that suggests weight loss is, at best, stalled when foods that are not food are consumed.

I am hereby calling artificials, supplementals, and all the other crap being sold to us as UnFood. Like the UnDead, it is difficult to disperse UnFood, it may kill you if you are not careful, and people generally do not believe the truth about it until it is too late.

Did you ever notice that just about every fat person you know that does not want to be fat drinks diet soft drinks? AND YET THEY ARE STILL FAT.

Sweet Death!

Did you ever notice that just about every person who sprinkles fat inhibitors on their food eventually finds that lost weight again?

Did you ever notice that all of the diets, drugs, supplements, and such are always sold on late night TV, or on failing radio stations, or in the back of crappy, desperate publications?

Think about Apple, as a product. I do not care how you feel about Apples. That is irrelevant. Just think about the Apple product. Computers that work so well, they were able to open a whole store consisting of just display models of their computers. Think about Goodyear tires. Think about any product that is reliable enough to stand on its own merit, and be sold as such.

If a weight loss product existed that worked, it would be in its own store, not on aisle 72, behind the steroid socks at your local general poison center.

Myoplex, the shake, apparently has high levels of arsenic.  Olestra makes your anoos ache. Atkins can trigger health disorders.

Sensa makes your body fail to digest and utilize fat. It does nothing to the cholesterol, high sugar, high salt, etc. that you are consuming. Why not just swallow a trash bag, and then eat your food, and when you are done, pull the bag back out?

I am trying to get to a place where everything I put in my body heals me, makes me whole again, provides a nutrient, and enriches my cellular makeup.

I am trying to stop evaluating foods SO much by taste. I tasted lots of yummy bad stuff for a long time. It is time to put away those things, and eat to live, not the other way around.

I believe people should do what works for them. Right now, I have lost half the weight to my goal by eating good food, not eating shitty food, and walking when I remember to do so(getting a BIT better at that).

Who is to say when I get down to that last 80, 50, 20 pounds, and cannot lose the weight, week after week, month after month with no change, that I too will not seek out some shady solution in a bottle?

I can’t say never.

But for now, fuck no! Do you have any idea what the longterm effects of that Sensa shit will be? Me neither.

Want to know my REALLY effective weight loss technique?

Eat seven servings of vegetables a day. Go ahead and try. It’s quite a bit of chewing.

For an added challenge, no salt, minimal olive oil, no butter. Pepper is fine. Steamed or raw is ideal.

By the time I plowed through all seven today, I didn’t even want to TALK, I was so mouthsore.

Thanks, as always, for advice, tips, and suggestions! I consider everything, and I try to research the hell out of it when you folks suggest it. I hope you see that I am not adhering to a “get skinny quick” scheme or plan.

I am building a body to care for my daughter’s father.

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I host an internet radio show (the greatest) with my friends Mickey, J, and Ross. I have diabetes, they don’t. I write about my experiences in life, they don’t. Yet.

It’s easy to get complacent when you are trying to adhere to a new way of eating, or a new way of living. You are constantly assaulted by information, some wise, most silly, some outright ridiculous.

I have been told to go ahead and eat whatever, as long as it is the size of my fist. Really? Red Velvet Cake, soaked in egg yolks and rum and butter cream frosting, wrapped in a croissant? It’s the size of my fist, though!

I have been told to drink protein shakes, but I recently discovered they will straight up kill your ass dead, so I will certainly be avoiding those. Anybody want to buy 60 odd ‘Nilla and Chocolate Myoplex powder servings?

There are aisles of “diabetes” food. Funny, for a disease that is trying to “teach” you to eschew processed, chemically treated and generally modified (or “ruined”) food, an entire industry has leapt up, ready to fill our bellies with things that are not food.

Drink saccharine! That’s not food. Enjoy olestra! That’s not food. Have some flax! That’s not…

Oh.

It is?

Are you quite sure?

How… very.

I am most sad when I think the word, “beverage”.

For a guy who used to get his jollies drinking soft drinks, fruit juice, juiced vegetables, milk in all forms, shakes, mixed drinks, ales, ades, and the occasional sweet porter, it has taken some getting used to.

Water. Tea. Maybe coffee (some sites say it’s good, others say it’s bad, only the Moonies really know).

Take aspartame, saccharine, and sucralose out of that equation, and you are pretty much down to three wet things that enter your mouth. Hawt.

Of course, that allows me to branch out within tea.  Spiced tea, Jasmine tea (hooray, Zuko), Earl Grey Tea, Citron Tea, Green Tea. Sort of a smorgasboard of leafy wet goodness, sure.

But you always have to be aware of the marketing, and the buck-making. I was at our local Flea Market buying some pecans or almonds or some sorta nut, and stumbled across -

The hell?

I have LONG heard of the healing benefits of alfalfa (the American Indians called it “hay”)! And yes, at the bottom, the label on the closer bin is, “Male Magic”.

Thankfully, I live down the street from a proper tea shoppe, and thus have quite a few options ahead of me.

The doctor’s news was partly good during my appointment today. More on that tomorrow, I think. Need to finish analyzing my labs. Also landed some new medications!

Can you guess which ones? Hint, I was thrilled when the pharmacist, (the American Indians called them, “jerkwads”) announced the name of one medication out loud in front of three women. Proud moment for Nurse, you betcha!

Then again, she married me. The woman has no shame.

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