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Review of Cold Souls
Krispy Kreme, it’s time to make the donuts!
Eggo waffles, still missing
Good Day Sir!
Mickey Is Scared of Big Heads
Do we watch so much bad stuff on the internet we become immune?
Appreciating Different Music
Olympians dedicate their lives to their sport
Luge dude died
Sledding
Having a snowy place in Florida for indoor sledding/skiing (tradenarked)
Buying a square inch of property.
If you don’t like Valentine’s Day, you can celebrate my sister’s birthday.
Canadian Flitter Up

Special thanks to FooFa and RSilva for stepping in and giving me a hand with the notes this week :)

And… Ross’s show notes:
Mickey Hosts
Asthma Pig
Cold Souls
PGIAAGTMPP
“You’re at about 5%.”
You Can’t Steal Subtitles
Russia = Fuzzy Hats
How Much for Your Soul?
Charlie Sheen is Perfect
“Good Day, Sir!”
Ross Geller Movies
Mickey vs Mini-Luda
Sweet, Sweet Lemonade
Sorry Aboot Being Canadian, Eh?

Note from Mickey:

“I want to make it perfectly clear.  I love Ludacris and his entire Dik-og-rah-phy.  I just get queezed out when I see a big mini head.”

Tags: big heads, cold souls, comedy, flitter up, internet, luge, music, olympians, orlando, Podcast, radio, show, ski, sledding, somacow, talk, Valentine's Day

SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Olde Cup and Saucer. It’s the best damn gypsy business in town, and Jen and I absolutely love it.

In this episode, we discussed my newfound love for tea, in all its forms, from the new Pure Leaf stuff being pimped by Lipton to this special magic brew oolong bomb secret spicy tea I am drinking. I only ask 2 things from my tea – be cold, and not taste like rotting fruit. There is NOTHING worse than tea that has sat in a cistern at a fast food restaurant for too long, and now every sip makes you wonder if it was brewed from the grout cleanings at the local YMCA shower. Except maybe Nestea. Holy crap, there must be acid in that stuff, like, scour your pooldeck acid, cause it will give you the burning coughy all day long.

We tried out a new segment, where I quiz my fellow hosts in an effort to determine who is paying attention. I think it was fun, Mickey and J looked silly, and the listeners enoyed playing along, so I think I will make it a Staple each week. Play along in the chatroom, and prove to everyone else that you are the smart!
We talked about a terrible story from Hawaii, where bureaucracy has caused one family the ultimate in suffering. For shame, faceless governmental agency sprouting needlessly from our senseless fear… For SHAME.

We also talk about my MAN! He may not be as lefty as Kucinich, or as outsidery as Ron Paul, but I feel like it is time. It’s time, for

I cannot wait! A vote for Obama is a vote against old people!

I choked down so much meat this week, that my olfactory isn’t making enough ol’ offal for me to get through Henry Rollins, so I cheated and pre-reviewed Mr. Black’s book. I am ashamed, you are nonplussed, Amazon is waiting for your credit card number.

We all agree that the writer’s strike, while lengthy, was unnecessary. After watching recent episodes of all the major evening shows, it is apparent that the writers were not what made the shows so good.

Mickey rarely suggests links, so you should take notice of these:

Funny or Die

You Suck At Photoshop

Andy Mila… Millakno…. Milinoc…. That Fat Greek Kid is NOT The Man Show Boy. I am serious, look it up.

Mickey also regaled us with a film that we must go see, if only to look for traces of Chrispy.

Please feel free to send us your independent music, movie scripts, finger paintings, pictures of bewbs, and other assorted creative stuffs, and we will happily display it in a place of prominence, here, on the internet’s refrigerator door of justice. moo@somacow.com!

Music:

• The Saints – Je Fuckin’ T’aime

• Bad Astronaut – Auto Care

Hey, about that Free iPod! Make sure you check the top o’ the page for the linkity link!

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SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, sponsored in this hour by drewshow.com (again!). The first of what needs to be many of his podcasts is now available on his webpage, so listen here, then listen there, then overlap them, and create a remix, and then sell it to BMG records for millions, and then give me, like, 7 dollars for that.

In this hour, we react to Stephen Colbert’s mock-tage of Floridian News Stories. Yes, we are a punchline, and yes, we attract weirdos, murderers, and nutbars at a far higher rate than any other state can claim… Except maybe Michigan… There has to be a lot wrong with you to live in Michigan… Seriously. It’s all…. Mitteny.

So, we highlight what hopefully will grow into a massive undertaking – The Must See/Do List of Floridian Attractions Aplenty. Not to be confused with Weird Florida, or any of a hundred other publications out there seeking to do about the same damn thing.

We touched on airboats, unchained barbecue, black hammock eats, deep sea fishing, body surfing (seriously, the Atlantic Ocean is just piss poor for board surfing. I would spend hours down at Ponce Inlet laughing at the blonde dorks, painfully slamming their bodies against the rocks, trying vainly to catch a 4 foot wave with a forty foot longboard, then, later, they would climb from the seafoam, their taut bodies rippled with exertion, and lay their lithe bodies in the warm sand for hours… Wow… This is the gayest parentheses I have ever written in. Someone close this thing, already!) and swan boat riding, and… like… more eating.

So, I was serious about the google map, detailing the locations of the best barbecue to be had in this fine state, but our chatroom apparently wasn’t, so PLEASE, comment the blog with some of those, and any of your must see/dos in this great state. We’ll make a whole thing out of it.

Also in this hour, I reviewed Albert Camoo’s “The Stranger”. Thanks to CR for the read. I cannot tell you how I felt about the book, but I will certainly read more of this author’s schtuffs. Check it out today, here’s a linkideedoodah:

We slathered sauce all over the following great tunes:

• Sullivan – Florida Queen
• The Frauds – Asphalt Dungeon
• The Vandals – So Long, Farewell

Tags: albert, attacks, barbecue, body, camus, colbert, drew, florida, map, michigan, mittens, mockery, montage, orlando, places to eat, review, show, stephen, surfing, the stranger, weird