So, I was rebuffed in my efforts to welcome a new show here to the network, as it seems the cohosts slotted to fill that bill are no longer… “into” it. Shame, but that is the way of love. I am just hoping that Mickey and The Chick That He Is No Longer Dating, But Remains Amicable With For Now While They Serve Out Their Lease are each happy when the dust from this all settles.

Love is weird, whether you are single and dating, or being a part of a traditional relationship. Simple logic would seem to indicate that men and women should be together, and yet society, our own lusts, and a multitude of other reasons always culminate in our often messy and usually painful break ups. With so many classifications existing now to describe your “way” of being with another, from F-buddy to life partner to booty call to platonic friend to soul mate to the ol’ ball and chain to sweetheart to wife and back again… As a species, we sure have a lot of names for “mate”.

We all look forward to living vicariously through Mickey, as he thrusts forth into the wading pool of modern dating, and hope to develop significant topic mileage out of his triumphs and pratfalls as he goes to find the new CTHWBD.

Seriously, ladies. He’s a catch. Pay no attention to his modest self-descriptions. Maybe I will go make him a profile at PoF.com now. Hmm.

I mean hell, he beats this guy:

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member8445197.htm

Hey folks.  Just a side note from us folks down at the production staff.  We are normally given a list of topics and from those we create the cover for each show.  Before the “announcement” (seriously, how pathetic was that?) we were paid by a sponsor to slip their info into the cover.

This was supposed to be the cover before cry-boy took the spotlight:

The good thing about the breakup is that he has stopped yelling at us and throwing shit around the room.  He just sits in his office sobbing like a wounded beef-a-lo.