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It’s Twenty Ten….or is it?
Birth at War
Military/Peace Paradox
Obama Fail
Geoff Wants to hear from Soldiers
LOTM December- Iceman
LOTY Who will it be?

In this hour, we discussed our respective Independence Day festivities, we remembered our listeners abroad, and the first time we ever got drunk.

Every year I challenge our listeners to take some time here, as our country celebrates its birth, and declare independence from something. It could be as simple as “clothes shopping with my wife” (although, I sort of enjoy that, ’cause I am gay), or overthrowing your local government, or just changing something for good about yourself. But what in your life, today, could you do with some freedom from? This year, I declare independence from AM talk radio hosts. No more Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck, etc. The days of listening, feeling my blood pressure rise as truth and intelligence are sacrificed for platitudes and gut noise are gone. If I want to listen to a parody of a human being, I will enjoy some Stephen Colbert, who does a far better and more believable portrayal of such than any of the originals ever did.

My politics notwithstanding, we also want to take some time to thank Seadad, Brent, Brandon, and all our other listeners stationed in the mideast. You guys be safe, and let us know if you need anything. To our listeners, we will be putting together a care package this month to send overseas, so email us moo@somacow.com if you would like to contribute to the pile.

From the sound of things, Mickey and J had a way better time than I did this Fourth of July. Next year, I am getting our Orlando listeners together for a cul de sac cookout and blow stuff up fest. It’ll be huge, as any event I attend is.

Ross is not fired, but he does have to eat ten pickles or something before he may come back.

Chixdiggit – I Wanna Hump You

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