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SomaCow Media, Inc. is ashamed to be associated with this episode of SomaCow, brought to you this week in spite of good taste and sensibility.

Geoff is incredibly offensive and rude to people in this hour, and I only hope Mickey, J, and our listener can forgive him for such offensive material.

Mickey makes a special announcement concerning The Chick That He Is Dating and himself. I don’t know how you get a guy to go through all that again! WTG, Mickey!

When Geoff isn’t throwing out the R-Bomb, and making that stupid sounding Carlos Menciasque (HACK!) noise, he also manages to lower the credibility of our entire show by passing along half-cocked conspiracy theories involving nuclear power, MSN Hotmail, and your local Coffee Barista. Schmuck.

Then fatty grabs the mic and blabbers about Jenny McCarthy’s book. See if I ever read you a bedtime story again, tons of no fun!

Anyway, Mickey and J are good in this episode, so, enjoy them, and comment as you see fit. We also enjoyed the following great bands this week:

 

• Weedy Factory – Did It for the Money
• Enter the Haggis – One Last Drink

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In this episode, we tread through dangerous waters, so much so in fact that we got a letter from our lawyers and I think that will say it all! I’ve cut out all the scary lawyer names up top and included the body for you to enjoy:

Mr. Cow

As your representative, I must comment on your 2nd hour from your most recent live show last Sunday, and warn you of some potential legal issues you are treading upon.

First, “robo-crips” and “rollin’ on stubs”? These are not terms that will endear your show to Americans with Disabilities, nor are they defensible should a lawsuit originate from their continued use.

Secondly, self diagnosis. Should you wish to destroy your own kidneys, or more so, damage your health by continuing a regiment of ignoring doctors’ advice and eschewing wellness exams, so be it; please do not share your so-called medical wisdom on the air. Were the general public to adhere to your so-called advice, the results would be a pandemic of overweight, lisping tubbies with ED and halitosis. But Mickey does need that butt-exam. We don’t want his colon being resected…although that would make good radio…

Thirdly, cloning. Could you have picked a stickier topic? And then you talk about eating clones? Gross!

Please think about your topics and your audience. We don’t need all these fabulous new members of The Heard to go off and sue us or die or vomit all over their computer and ruin it.

Sincerely,

Mybiscuits Syrupon, P.A.

Dewey, Screwthemoverincourtandthenrapetheirdogsinfrontoftheirkids, and Howe,

Attorneys of Sorts.

We also talked about Organ Donating. I totally donated my organ to Jen the other night.We also swapped livers with the following bands:

• 16_Volt – You Run
• Swingin’ Utters – Five Lessons Learned
• In Stereo – Waking Up

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