Posts Tagged “star wars”Originally crooning at http://somacow.com
TV Talk Originally app’d at http://somacow.com, home of The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever.
I like turtles and monkeys are funny. That, however is neither here nor there. Which is the same location as George Lucas’s brain. It is neither here, nor there. It is completely lost. As insane as the director was, the movies are still fantastic. Bamboo sucks. Seriously. If I didn’t have a screen room or a pool, and just had a yard, I think it would be cool. It would be mega-awesome if I could get a panda. Oh, a panda and a koala in a Bamboo Cage Match. Hmm. BEAR WARS. That would make a great television show. Each week, the producers would pit one brand of bear against another and they would fight to the pin fall. And now to our main event, weighing in at twenty-five hundred pounds, Arctodus Simus, undefeated in his last 230 bouts he is challenging for the world heavy bear championship of the world. And now, the champion, sporting the green trunks and weighing in at a stout one thousand five hundred pounds… THE KODIAK! Damn that would be cool. The only problem is the Acto-Sim is extinct. Oh well. Somewhere in the episode we talked about iPhone owners. We probably insulted them. That’s what we do. My girlfriend is hot. I had hotdogs for dinner while watching Phantom Menace. I have Ben and Jerry’s in the freezer. Lady gaga is not a panda. That sentence was only included so I could use it as a tag. Thanks for listening. -Mickey Tags: bamboo, bear, giant dwarf panda, giant panda, greatest interenet radio talk show, hot dogs, how to manipulate google, how to manipulate people who are trying to manipulate google, iphone, lady gaga is not a panda, panda, star warsOriginally recorded on Mickey’s Birthday at the SomaCow Studios and then edited and posted as a podcast at http://somacow.com
Damn, I love cupcakes. The awesome girl that I am seeing at this time went out and bought me a metric ass tonne (spelled ‘tonne’ because it is metric) of cupcakes with Star Wars decorations on them. Damn, I love Star Wars. Seriously. Can you name any other religious documentary series that is as captivating? I thought not, kumquat. Speaking of the awesome girl that I am seeing, she also bought me the entire Star Wars collection on DVD. Well… not the entire collection. That would be just plain silly and give way too much money to George Lucas who doesn’t deserve all the money. I was gifted the DVD’s of the six movies. The entire collection would include 37 copies of the original Star Wars movie, and really, what is the point of that. Also, the gift didn’t include the cartoon of the Clone Wars. The jury is still out on whether I like that or not. And the “entire collection” would also include the Star Wars Christmas special. NO ONE wants that. The “entire collection” would also include Luke Skywalker on the Muppet Show. I have the digital copy of that. Anyway, people often ask me, “What exactly is Mickmas?” Well, it is a holiday in June that celebrates my birthday. It is a time for celebrating the things in life that really matter. Drinking beers by the pool, hanging with friends, meats on the barbie, Star Wars, boobs, fruity drinks by J, and listening to the Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, ever. Thanks for listening. Send gold, send towels, send shirts, donate to the Cure For the Run, and dance. –Mickey Tags: clone wars, cupcakes, cure for the run, dvd, ever, fruity drinks, greatest internet radio talk show, greatest internet radio talk show ever, luke skywalker, mickmas, muppet show, star wars |
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