In this hour, we discussed Hans being poked with hypodermics, we proved why our show does not talk about sports, and we made veiled references to insidey joke bullcrap that has no place in our show, yet we keep succumbing to because we are unprofessional.

I want a lot for this show. I want me to quit smoking, or quit talking about it. I want J to stay awake through an entire episode. I want Mickey to get through an entire hour without telling me about Pittsburgh, Steel Reserve, and everything that has happened since the Earth cooled. I want Ross to breathe when he speaks. I want J to breathe less when he speaks. I really, really want one day to have a caller call in to discuss an actual topic, instead of some garbled remote transmission that either came from a cathedral, or inside of Twitter.

More than anything, I just want to keep doing what we do. Filling your head with it. Thanks for listening!