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		<title>Rage</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 22:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[aviva]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diabetes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been reading about my disease, figuring the best way to combat diabetes would be with a six-demon bag and a vorpal sword, but, since I have neither, I could try using knowledge instead.
I stumbled across an interesting physiological feature, namely, anger issues are common in pre-diabetic individuals. It seems the topsy-turvy blood sugar [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have been reading about my disease, figuring the best way to combat diabetes would be with a six-demon bag and a vorpal sword, but, since I have neither, I could try using knowledge instead.</p>
<p>I stumbled across an interesting physiological feature, namely, anger issues are common in pre-diabetic individuals. It seems the topsy-turvy blood sugar game gets irritating to the body, constantly stemming the flow of glucose and vainly summoning insulin that cannot be bothered to show up. Typical Pancrean passive-aggressive behavior.</p>
<p>So, your body, in a pinch, summons that juicy-tasty morsel, adrenalin. The power flows through your veins, and you begin to crush heads, everywhere, ripping out stanchions, tearing off car doors, flinging passers-by into the river.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1921" title="rageggsouffle" src="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/rageggsouffle.jpg" alt="Moo! Oink!" /></p>
<p>Or, you yell at your friends and act unreasonable about things.</p>
<p>I am not trying to say my disease caused all of the bad things I have done to others. I am not trying to say pre-diabetes rage made me verbally abuse every service personnel I encountered. I am certainly not trying to say diabetes put that hole in my door.</p>
<p>I am simply trying to put together the facts, pick up the pieces of the puzzle I kicked across the room, and get back to living on the straight and narrow.</p>
<p>And by narrow, I mean sexxxy skinny britches.</p>
<p>Had some stomach pain and nausea today, presumably from the meds. As a good friend on Twitter pointed out, sleeping through the night is fantastic, and I have slept through the night twice.</p>
<p>More on that another time.</p>
<p>Nurse went to bat for me today, and got $40.00 back from the Evil Red Circle. They were gypping me. Here&#8217;s a weird thing &#8211; My test strips are MSRP around 60 bucks for 50 strips. When you are stabbing your finger sometimes three times a day, that gets pricy, quick.</p>
<p>My insurance will not pay for them, because my insurance wants me to die. Seriously, United Healthcare&#8230; how can I pay your outrageous premiums when I am dead?</p>
<p>Nevertheless&#8230; IN the package of the test strips thingy, there was a credit card. Nurse called the number, and they activated a &#8220;Never pay more than $15.00&#8243; policy. How is THAT? Why even sell them for $60.00? What a bizarre policy.</p>
<p>Earlier, I was insulting to gypsies. My bad. Show me your deviled eggs and dice games, and your wheel of destiny. I will play along.</p>
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		<title>SomaCow 379: A Douche With The Basterds</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 08:46:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally projected at SomaCow.com

Geoff went to the movies this week, the first time since before Rowan was born! He saw Inglorious Basterds, most of it at least. It isn&#8217;t that he missed the movie because of the subtitles, no, he decided to show someone else in the theatre who the true bastard was!
Speaking of subtitles, [...]]]></description>
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<p>Geoff went to the movies this week, the first time since before Rowan was born! He saw <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inglourious_Basterds" target="_blank">Inglorious Basterds,</a> most of it at least. It isn&#8217;t that he missed the movie because of the subtitles, no, he decided to show someone else in the theatre who the true bastard was!</p>
<p>Speaking of subtitles, what is the hang up with them? OK, on the big screen it might be hard to take it all in if you are in the first row, but normally your eyes should be able to take in a whole screen and some of the things around it! Otherwise, please get your eyes checked as you are missing some peripheral vision.</p>
<p>I prefer subtitles way over dubbing. If you ever want to see what I mean, play subtitles with the dubbing and you&#8217;ll see what you&#8217;re missing.</p>
<p>So between movies, the movie Inglorious Basterds, and douches in the Basterds&#8217; theatre, the guys put out yet another great hour of <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow</a>!</p>
<p>On the main page of the site, check out <a href="http://somacow.com/opp" target="_blank">OPP</a> (Other People&#8217;s Podcasts) and <a href="http://somacow.com/orlando-podcasts" target="_blank">Orlando Podcasts</a>, there&#8217;s some good shit there.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Originally projected at SomaCow.com



Geoff went to the movies this week, the first time since before Rowan was born! He saw Inglorious Basterds, most of it ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally projected at SomaCow.com



Geoff went to the movies this week, the first time since before Rowan was born! He saw Inglorious Basterds, most of it at least. It isn't that he missed the movie because of the subtitles, no, he decided to show someone else in the theatre who the true bastard was!

Speaking of subtitles, what is the hang up with them? OK, on the big screen it might be hard to take it all in if you are in the first row, but normally your eyes should be able to take in a whole screen and some of the things around it! Otherwise, please get your eyes checked as you are missing some peripheral vision.

I prefer subtitles way over dubbing. If you ever want to see what I mean, play subtitles with the dubbing and you'll see what you're missing.

So between movies, the movie Inglorious Basterds, and douches in the Basterds' theatre, the guys put out yet another great hour of SomaCow!

On the main page of the site, check out OPP (Other People's Podcasts) and Orlando Podcasts, there's some good shit there.</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>SomaCow 375: Sweet Talk</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-375-sweet-talk</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-375-sweet-talk#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:13:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally presented in a thin candy shell at SomaCow.com

In this hour, we talk about candy.
A whole freaking lot.
I am sort of embarrassed how much we talked about candy.
See you on Friday in the Ustream!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally presented in a thin candy shell at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow.com</a></p>
<p><img src="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/375.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>In this hour, we talk about candy.<br />
A whole freaking lot.</p>
<p>I am sort of embarrassed how much we talked about candy.</p>
<p>See you on Friday in the <a href="http://ustream.tv/channel/somacow-media" target="_blank">Ustream</a>!</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Originally presented in a thin candy shell at SomaCow.com



In this hour, we talk about candy.
A whole freaking lot.

I am sort of embarrassed how much we ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally presented in a thin candy shell at SomaCow.com



In this hour, we talk about candy.
A whole freaking lot.

I am sort of embarrassed how much we talked about candy.

See you on Friday in the Ustream!</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>SomaCow 257: In House</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-257-in-house</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:46:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[return policy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Prime Time Geek, coming soon to SomaCow Media, Inc! We welcome them&#8230;him&#8230;to our network.
In this hour we talked about returning items, gas prices, and Christmas presents.

Geoff took back a monitor that suddenly just quit on us. Epic fail. What was great [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://somacow.net" target="_blank">SomaCow Media</a> is proud to present <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow</a>, brought to you in this hour by <a href="http://primetimegeek.com/" target="_blank">Prime Time Geek</a>, coming soon to SomaCow Media, Inc! We welcome them&#8230;him&#8230;to our network.</p>
<p>In this hour we talked about returning items, gas prices, and Christmas presents.</p>
<p><a href="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/257.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1175" title="257" src="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/257.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>
<p>Geoff took back a monitor that suddenly just quit on us. Epic fail. What was great about this monitor was the instructions telling you to &#8220;push the power button on&#8221; but there was no power button! I swear! I think Geoff didn&#8217;t believe me at first and he and his whole workplace was having a big ole laugh-at-Jen party but I was happy to watch him come home and say &#8220;hmmm, there&#8217;s no power button&#8221;. Yeah, I was right but I didn&#8217;t rub it in. So he took it back to Target where we purchased it a few weeks back, sans receipt. Target used to be the best place to return things but I guess people took advantage of that and now they are the worst!</p>
<p>The guys also splattered in some talk on pick up lines, <a href="http://twitter.com" target="_blank">twitter</a> and the sudden media frenzy that has come with it, and good ole <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spuds_Mackenzie" target="_blank">Spuds Mackenzie</a>. Remember him? Yeah, you&#8217;re old.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t forget, when gas prices are under 1.00/gallon, that you heard it hear first! Don&#8217;t worry, you won&#8217;t forget, Mickey won&#8217;t let you.</p>
<p>And Christmas presents. Do you buy them for everyone? How long is your list? Have you ever had the &#8220;let&#8217;s make something creative (and cheap)&#8221; year? It&#8217;s the thought that counts, right?</p>
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		<itunes:summary>SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Prime Time Geek, coming soon to SomaCow Media, Inc! We welcome them...him...to our network.

In this hour we talked about returning items, gas prices, and Christmas presents.



Geoff took back a monitor that suddenly just quit on us. Epic fail. What was great about this monitor was the instructions telling you to "push the power button on" but there was no power button! I swear! I think Geoff didn't believe me at first and he and his whole workplace was having a big ole laugh-at-Jen party but I was happy to watch him come home and say "hmmm, there's no power button". Yeah, I was right but I didn't rub it in. So he took it back to Target where we purchased it a few weeks back, sans receipt. Target used to be the best place to return things but I guess people took advantage of that and now they are the worst!

The guys also splattered in some talk on pick up lines, twitter and the sudden media frenzy that has come with it, and good ole Spuds Mackenzie. Remember him? Yeah, you're old.

Don't forget, when gas prices are under 1.00/gallon, that you heard it hear first! Don't worry, you won't forget, Mickey won't let you.

And Christmas presents. Do you buy them for everyone? How long is your list? Have you ever had the "let's make something creative (and cheap)" year? It's the thought that counts, right?</itunes:summary>
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