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 SomaCow 388: J Is Being Put On A Boat [1:04:08m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally canned at SomaCow.com

In this hour, the guys, minus J, fired J. Seems there was an email from a woman listener from New York somewhere sent J over the edge and he didn’t come in. Seems very odd to me… wonder how it will turn out?

Also, Geoff went to the mall and in said mall, there was a tattoo parlor! My first thought was that this was just silly but I bet mall space rental is at its cheapest compared to other space with the economy the way it is. Still, tattoo parlors seem to be by drinking establishments or in flea markets, at least around here. Do you have any tattoos? Would you get one? Will Ross get one to show his love for the Cow?

Among other great things like a call from Wes Heath from a BOAT (mother f’er), the guys also talked about The Office 1 hour special wedding episode and advertising, especially with photoshop.

Tune in Wednesday for the podcast to see how the J issue is resolved!

 

 273: Jumpin' J's Hoes is Phat [1:01:40m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by one of Felix’s irate students (I think). That’s probably not true, but what the hell, there it is.

We round out our third and final hour with Felix of Prime Time Geek with a bit of J. A whole lot of J. In fact, if you like J, this might be the hour for you to listen to, because Mickey and I don’t talk over him for whole seconds at a time!

J reveals the secret of the gift I purchased him, and just what that Chinese character meant. Those of you who guessed “Portly, but Firm”, and “Hair of Elvis, Voice of Fish” will simply have to tune in and see who won.

J regales us with tattoo talk, and I throw to my audience wide and at large: Have you any inks? Can we see them? I do not have a tattoo, and neither, weirdly, does anyone on the show that we know of. I never got around to stripping Ross and checking. I bet there is a bar code, or a heart, somewhere on his nethers. I, and you, are all gayer for having read that.

I stopped in at a local barbecue chain, namely Bubbalou’s, and we discussed that for quite some time. I really do recommend the mustard sauce. It is so good, and goes with anything from Fries to Slaw. Mmm… Slaw.

We discussed Girls Night Out (The concept, not the podcast), and determined that I am a psycho control freak, Mickey is vaguely aware of TCTHWODAMOAWK (The Chick That He Was Dating And May Once Again, Who Knows), Ross’s wife enjoys Hot Hymnal Action, and J is, apparently, rolling in bitches from Lake Jessup to the 408.

Weekly Constitutional was on “Life of Pi“. I am pretty sure I reviewed it once before, but still, go buy it, read it, and enjoy it. Best damn thing to come from an Indian since Buffalo Ribs. Mmm.

Also – If you are the sort of person who enjoys the Rocky Horror Picture Show, there is a local meet and greet doing a viewing here in Orlando. Members of SomaCow will not be present, as they have all slept with women and like to shower, but I hear it is a good time for those of you that throw toast and rub elbows and all that jazz.

 

 176: The Mick and the Motorcycle [1:01:43m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Orlando Yamaha Kawasaki. Beats paying 75 dollars at the pump, yeah?

In this hour we talked about Mickey’s recent purchases, including his bike, his guitar, and possibly his new tattoo.

I am not really sure what is happening. Mickey says it’s a mid-life crisis, but he’s not 40 yet? I only wish we had video of him, carefully and conscientiously plotting his course between speed bumps, sitting perched atop TCTHID (The Chick That He Is Dating)’s hot pink moto-roller. Too cute!

Mickey is currently keeping a rider’s journal over on the forums – Feel free to swing by and check it out! For me, I don’t want anything to do with them. Except maybe a scooter. Fat Guy on a Little Bike is where it is at!

I have noticed as I drive around town that more and more guys are taking to two-wheeled transport. I am sure the cost at the pump is at the heart of the reason, but I cannot help but wonder at the sight of a guy in a three piece business suit balancing his briefcase on a two stroke engine. If we are gonna go green like this, someone needs to start planning for it. The road is just not safe for motorcycles AND vehicles.

Anyway… We talk about Mickey’s new stuff, shiny and blue, and generally have a grand time of it. Don’t forget to check out the Life Coaching at the :40, and enjoy the following great bands in this hour of SomaCow!

• Nerf Herder – WTC #7
• Nerf Herder – Stand By Your Manatee
• and a special song from Jon Lajoie that was suggested by Chrispy