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 188: You Know You're a Redneck/Floridian/Idiot/LARPer/Racist/Bumaphobe If [57:41m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media Network is proud to present Somacow, brought to you today by Rock For Hunger.

*WAVE* Hi everyone! It’s me, producer Jen, and I’m at home one-handed typing…my other options are some desperate housewife bitches of NYC or some “Who’s my baby’s daddy this time” show or Court Shows although I love Judge Mlian…

The guys of SomaCow are not too into sports, let alone fantasy sports…but the guys of The Sports Buzz are! I don’t know if TV is even bad enough for me to get into this fantasy sport.

So what is up with the wiki? I mean plenty of crap podcasts are on there but The Greatest Internet Talk Show, Ever can’t have a wiki page? Keep trying, dear Heard!!

Are you a musician? Geoff wants a unique musician to come in and play! Email him an mp3 to geoff@somacow.com and song requests in this episode from Geoff. Can you help?

J went to lunch with a famous person. Can you beat his fame level? We can’t let J win!!!!

So here goes crazy Florida again. State sanctioned LARPing. For real! God I love living here. So proud!

Geoff’s doing a fairly good job getting away from racism but has he transferred his anger and feelings to the homeless?

Don’t forget to check out Mickey’s always insightful Life Coaching Segment at the :40

And the great bands we featured this week:

• The Notorious MSG – Egg Rollin’
• The Frauds – Asphalt Dungeon

OK, off to prepare for my show! Check us all out at Ustream!

Tags: comedy, coyote, fantasy sports, internet, larping, maury povich, musician wanted, orlando, peoples court, Podcast, radio, real housewives of nyc, rock for hunger, somacow, talk, the frauds, the notorious msg, the sports buzz, ustream, wikipdia

 

 185: Of Pandas, Emu Legs, and Mickmas [1:00:56m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Kung Fu Panda. Kick, Punch… It’s all in the mind.

Listen to me, folks, and listen good. We talked about a range of subjects in this hour, including Mickey’s birthday, turkey legs and sundry street food, and the need for Mike Myers and Adam West to do something useful with their autumnal years, but none of that matters.

What matters is that you understand Joe Piscopo is crap. If you already know this to be true, skip along with your bad self, and enjoy this episode. The rest of you, hold still for a moment.

Born Joseph Charles John (already, what the fuck?? What kind of insane parent names their fucking kid Joe Chuck John? RABID WEASEL PARENTS, that is who. And Joe Piscapoe is their perfect weasel child. Bready of eye, rank of fur, he wriggles and slashes his way from project to project, spreading mediocrity and gayish gauntness to the small screen like some kind of Rotten Johnny Weaselseed. But there is no fooling us here at SomaCow, JoeChuck. We know you for what you are – talentless also-ran base faced eater of broken meats)!

In all sincerity, we wish Mickey a Happy Birthday and discuss the finer points of SNL cast members, least of which is certainly Joe Pisscapough, who not only lied about the evidence that lead this great nation into armed conflict against Iraq, but also was probably responsible for the 400 years of oppression forced upon black men and women long ago.

That was probably offsides, and it really isn’t my intention to list off the terrible crimes against humanity that Joe Pizzapoke has wrought. But, as long as there is white on my screen and honor in my heart, the truth will out! Nefarious bastard!

Anyway, we played the following great bands, none of which do hackneyed impressions of Frank Sinatra ad nauseum. Unless we played Richard Cheese, but I think he does a lovely Frank. Ad Nauseum.

• The Presidents of the United States of America – Mixed up S.O.B.
• The Frauds – Days Go By