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 214: Mmm... Sashes [59:22m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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In this hour, we discussed politics… Which puts me in a bad mood, so I will sing a song to try and get happy once more.

Douchebags from Detroit with axes to grind;
Slightly hot milfs with right-leaning minds;
Old broke-down white men, calling the shots;
This is the crap that’s pissing me off.

Fat film directors pocketing cash;
the heat from my thighs and subsequent rash;
The fact that J keeps having to cough;
This is the crap that’s pissing me off.

Nazi wenches raising white honkies;
Mass media talking to us as we were donkeys;
Poorly written parodies that do not rhyme;
This is the crap that’s pissing me ime.

When the mic cracks,
When Mickey sings,
when I think we blew,
I realize that Ross is gone the whole week,
And then I feel, less blue.

Not really. See you next week, Ross.

We jammed ON it to the following bands:

• The Vandals – Favorite Things

 

 169: A Spooky Situation [1:02:23m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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In this hour, we discussed the New Politika and downfall of Ted Kennedy, we met Owen of Spookhunters and discussed his new project, and we chatted with Sophia on the subject of divination.

It’s been a hell of a week with regard to neuvo politics, with Obama calling out the Clintons for being scammy, Ted Kennedy knock-knock-knocking on Oblivion’s Door, and John McCain essentially becoming a cast member on Saturday Night Live. I am a purist with regard to our politicians. They should be looked over, their tires kicked, and their relativity and earnestness questioned at every turn. I love the idea of a politician feeling forced to take shots at himself to prove his level-headedness. For too long, we have been worshiping Caesar in this country, when the reality is that this country needs no Kings. Down with dynasties, down with nepotism in Politics. I would rather see a beet farmer or a relative no-name run this country than a man who thinks his party platform doesn’t have splinters.

Politics aside, we welcomed Owen, a good friend of ours from way back in the day. His life has been in turmoil supposedly, but that didn’t stop him from starring in a fantastic new straight to dvd movie! We question him about all things ghost-related, and receive some solid answers. Check out all his projects, and get to know one of Orlando’s best independent content creators that doesn’t currently already have a show on SomaCow! And, he only said “Absolutely” once! I think!

We also welcomed Sophie, a medium of sorts who also appears in Henry Blackhart is Dead. She sets us straight on what makes “divination” into scammery, and provides some fresh faced honesty to the topic. We’re looking forward to having her and our previous Tarot Reader Shiva go to town with the cards, War style. Maybe even video it out for the fans to enjoy. If you have some questions for these Not-So-Mystical Mystics, drop a comment here or email us at moo@somacow.com and we’ll try to get it in.

Lots going on in this hour, and we are appreciative to finally have our MickleBack. Don’t miss out, and thanks, as always, for listening.

We also featured the following great songs:

• The Vandals – Fucked Up Girl
• The Vandals – Marry Me