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 SomaCow 379: A Douche With The Basterds [58:41m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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Geoff went to the movies this week, the first time since before Rowan was born! He saw Inglorious Basterds, most of it at least. It isn’t that he missed the movie because of the subtitles, no, he decided to show someone else in the theatre who the true bastard was!

Speaking of subtitles, what is the hang up with them? OK, on the big screen it might be hard to take it all in if you are in the first row, but normally your eyes should be able to take in a whole screen and some of the things around it! Otherwise, please get your eyes checked as you are missing some peripheral vision.

I prefer subtitles way over dubbing. If you ever want to see what I mean, play subtitles with the dubbing and you’ll see what you’re missing.

So between movies, the movie Inglorious Basterds, and douches in the Basterds’ theatre, the guys put out yet another great hour of SomaCow!

On the main page of the site, check out OPP (Other People’s Podcasts) and Orlando Podcasts, there’s some good shit there.

 

 SomaCow 245: Ross Did It [58:09m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you this hour by Twitter. Figured we’d give them this hour since they didn’t have @elross keeping them pumping.

Yeah, so Elross hosted this hour! He had his list together as he and Geoff switched places. He had his notes on what he wanted to talk about. His notes must have been like his notes he takes for the episodes! Nah, he did a fine job. It was a little rough for his first time but whose isn’t? I mean have you all tried podcasting? The first time is always the hardest. We are sure that he will improve with time and age. At least he got dressed up for the occasion!

So as I lay here writing the blog for the boys, I do have to admit that this week’s notes took the cake!

Uh huh. Thanks sweetie… I know, you were trying to help me out by getting Ross back but look at who that got turned around on. Oh well, it’s ok. I don’t mind. Keeps my creative juices flowing.

And hey you guys, remember that this week SomaCow is starting LIVE on their new night of Fridays from 7-10 PM Eastern. Won’t you join us at ustream?

 

 244: Bloodhound, Barack, and Boobs [57:24m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by BloodHoundGang.Com – They’re bonzer, and we’re thrilled to be able to bring you a taste of their music here on the ‘Cow -

So, in this hour, we recapped a bit of the election (we promise not to bore – lord knows there was enough coverage, discussion, and politicking already). We’re happy to be done with it, and moving on to our favorite topics, food, the bathroom, and chicks.

I would like to take one moment to laugh at women. HA!

You guys are just… well… girls. And dumb. And sad. Consider for a moment -
You got the right to vote LONG before black folks did.

You represent 50+ percent of the population, whereas blacks float in the low teen percents.

You have poon, and all the power it entails. You can enchant, ensnare, and entrap men simply by doing… well… by simply lying (laying?  Lie’in, lion) there.

I think the first women President is going to be an accidental president, and you guy (gals) even missed the boat on that one.  This was your last best chance to have a chick slide into the Oval Office, AND NOT BE ON HER KNEES.

Janet vs Janet

Janet vs Janet

You dames could have gone the Hillary route, but Hillary is more Janet Reno than Janet… … … uhm.  Are there any attractive Janets?  Well… yes … of course Janet Jackson, but I thought that would have been utterly confusing with Ms. Jackson being related to an half white pop star.

You now how four years to come to terms with the fact that you chicks hit your buzzer a little too soon, and then let the timer run out, and you have to accept the snarky belittling look from Mr. Trebeck.

I want you to sit there and think about what you did wrong.  Maybe next time you will stop being so catty, and be happy that another person without a swinging meat tube is succeeding in the world.  Maybe next time you will not withhold your vote because SHE has on the wrong shoes.  Maybe next time you will feel a bit of solidarity with HER despite her hair being in her eyes and annoying you.  Maybe the next time the guys allow a skirt to play in the big leagues, you will grab the opportunity and stop being so bitchy to your fellow woman.

Stuff to click on while you listen to the show:

• Janet Jackson’s Ticket Sales…Weren’t That Bad?
• Janet Jackson’s Boob Ruled Not Indecent
• Sarah Who?
• Hitch on Palin
• Obama And The Press
• Flat Screen TVs, Waterbeds … for Cows?
• The Long Republican War on Voting Rights