SomaCow

 

 SomaCow 640: Hard To Do [1:06:04m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally calling it a wrap at http://somacow.com

J=Dr Robotnik
Happy Birthday!
Jon Lovitz
Jen vs Ang
Life Insurance
Fakin’ a Death
Winter Tourist
Internet vs IRL Friends
R.I.P. twitter
The End…..?

 

 SomaCow 347: The Old Grey Parks They Aint What They Used To Be [58:01m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally mudded at somacow.com

In this, their 2nd hour, the guys talked about Mickey’s trip, man things, and an allegedness in regards to Mickey’s relationship status.

My apologies for this not being Geoff, but he is with our good buddy evanzan, talking wiring of Studio G!

That’s right, things are moving forward again. The a/c got replaced.

The doors and breaker box got some shiny stuff put around it.

Drywall is up and mudding is almost done!

So our next step will be painting (hint hint to all of you who have volunteered, this is when we need you!) and then floor and moving it all in!

And on top of that, Rowan just took her first steps! Of course we could care less about the camera when she did it (and she has not repeated it in the last 30 minutes) but we are just ecstatic! I know, I know “oh now it’s bad” but I’m excited! It’s neat to see your child learn new things and I couldn’t be happier right now.

So the guys. Well, in this hour, they talked about Mickey’s trip for his birthday. He went to 6 Flags (now known as ‘The 1 Flag, over Georgia?’) which could only lead into a discussion on theme parks, amusement parks, rides, and food!

And since we live in a high touristy area of theme parks, the discussion of how to dress when you are a tourist really hit home with me. I hated going to Paris and wearing my passport around my neck and under my shirt. I felt so…touristy! So especially for those of you who do not live in a touristy area, please listen to some of the don’ts of touristing!

And at the end, there is a hint that maybe Mickey’s relationship status has changed? Could it be TCTMWDBNI, S? Damn having to wait until next episode!

The archives indicate that it’s been quite a while since I gave you any Top 10 lists, so let’s see what I can come up with today:

10. Finding out the name of that chick who was in that movie with that guy who was in that other movie with that other guy.

9. Correcting people who say “your” when they really mean “you’re”.

8. Finding the “Schnitzel Hut” location nearest you.

7. Getting really good deals on Viagra, Home Mortgage refinances and Viagra.

6. Purchasing a radish on eBay that looks just like Howey Mandel.

5. Getting rid of pesky acquaintances by forwarding them 1,800 emails that threaten to render them impotent, homeless and audited by the IRS if they break the chain by not forwarding them to 10 friends by midnight tonight.

4. Ordering the GREATEST consumer product EVER invented: Mighty Putty!

3. Using Google Maps to look up the exact spot where you lost your virginity:

2. Watching/Listening to SomaCow, live on Sundays from 2-5pm eastern, podcast on M-W-F.

And the number one Most Valuable Use for the Internet OTHER Than Porn:

1. Finding pictures of nudist camps, birthing videos, bra and girdle catalogs, breast augmentation before and after pictures, topless feminist protests and animal husbandry videos that, technically, are NOT porn.

10. Dolly Parton’s Dixie Stampede

9. Kelp, Kelp, Kelp!

8. Sinkholes of the Rich and Famous

7. The Central Florida Dermatologist’s Association art exhibit: The Seven Wonders of the Ancient World Modeled Out of Peeled Sunburned Skin (May 19th – 25th at Regent’s Hall)

6. Sandal World (merging soon with “White Sock World”)

5. Confederate Flag Mart (next door to ‘Splodin’ Stuff fireworks stand)

4. Central Florida Zoo Exotic Animals Pavilion (this month’s exotic animal: Weiner Dogs, Canines of Mystery)

3. ‘Possum Junction

2. Ted Bundy Memorial Park & Petting Zoo

And the number one Worst Central Florida Tourist Attraction:

1. Sweaty City Aroma Experience