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SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Moose.

Geoff had such a crush on her. I did love YCDTOT. You know what else I loved? Electric Company and it’s coming back later this month! Yep, PBS is having a new Electric Company. I wonder if they’ll have a new bloodhound gang. I am not sure why, but sometimes those mysteries scared me…oh wait, that was 3-2-1 Contact. Oh well, I love The Electric Company, too.

Where in the hell did that all come from? Oh yeah, because Geoff loved Moose.

So also in this hour, the guys talked more about family, cutting back on smoking, and scuba diving. Wow, my notes look like Ross’s this week. So you’ll have to just listen to the episode to see what in the hell I was talking about! I’m going to go watch some Hoose

And by the way… does anyone know any single hot chicks?

Links and regalia:

• 1970s Timewarp: Morgan Freeman and Rita Moreno on The Electric Company
• They’re Doing WHAT To The Electric Company?
• Scuba Diving Kitty Explained by HowStuffWorks

Tags: 3 2 1 contact, alzheimers, comedy, electric company, family, house, internet, moose, orlando, Outdoors, PBS, Podcast, Public Broadcasting Service, radio, Recreation, scuba diving, shopping, smoking, somacow, talk, United States, you can't do that on television

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Ross no, screw Ross,  he got his hour last week. This hour is brought to you by NASA. Since he apparently is the nexus point of the whole damned show, it’s fitting that he feature prominently, I suppose.

In this hour, we discussed my rapid disenfranchisement with the Chope Express (Curse You, Obama!), we celebrated IamZ’s birthday (He is from Thailand, Mickey. Stop being a cliche!), and the Endeavor Launch.

I hereby dedicate this episode to the fine men, women, dogs, tomato seeds, and monkeys that make up our Space Program. Being one of the good things we do with Government, May your funding be reinstated tenfold, and may you continue to challenge the infinite with your courage and tenacity.

We also chatted a bit about brothers, since mine called in a few times – Cannot thank that man enough for the PAP machine. While it curtails my wife’s advances on me somewhat, it lets me sleep, and that is a good thing, for myself, my career, the listeners, and even random people on the street. I was rapidly becoming one of those idiots that gets out of their car to tap on other people’s windows to discuss the proper way to make a dual left (USE THE CHICKEN SCRATCHES, PEOPLE!!!)

Mickey’s sister made Mickey do the Pee Pee dance. J’s brother dates Hot Ukrainian? Poon. Siblings rule.

Overall, I think our first real Friday went well. Show starts at 7pm, if you ever want to watch live, just swing by the Ustream and join in. Thanks again to Gary of Just Push Playor for vacating to Monday nights at 8pm, where he will remain eardelicious for all your counter, sub, and uber culture needs.

Note from Mickey:

I am truely honored to live in a country that has sent men to touch the sky.  There are times that I feel that Geoff and I were born in the wrong decade.  I think the two of us should have been in a class room sitting next to Dennis the Menace and J, watching gigantic rockets being launched heavenward.  I envy those that not only reach for the stars, but are given the opportunity to dance among them (YES, Mr. Literalpants, I know the stars are way way far off, I was being poetic).

The men and women responsible for theorizing, engineering, building, flying, and caring for the machines that break away from Earth are to be admired, and given our awe.  In thier efforts they provide pride in humanity, pride in America, and pride in intelligence.

As a side note, the production staff has sent out letters to a few people to see if any of the parties would be interested in Kwadal Television.  It will unhinge the need for any other channel.

Referential links, because … if you are a reader, you need something to read…

• On Heels of Campaign Promises, Obama Faces Big NASA Decisions
• If You Believe, We’ll Put A Man On The Moon…
• Future of the U.S. Space Program in Obama’s Hands
• Endeavour heading for space station rendezvous
• Endeavour heading for space station
• Obama on Space
• Shuttle approaches space station

Tags: america, Arts, Barack Obama, brother, comedy, cpap, Dennis the Menace, endeavor, iamz, International Space Station, internet, john mccain, just push play, Kids and Teens, live, nasa, orlando, pap, Podcast, radio, sister, somacow, space, Space exploration, Space Shuttle, Space Shuttle Endeavour, taiwan, talk, thailand, United States, ustream

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Rock for Hunger – It’s a great cause, a great concert, and we hope you will avail yourselves of it.

In this hour, we discussed charity, kung fu, and the Chinee Zodiac. Listen, enjoy, and I will have some information on how you can help SomaCow make a whizbang holiday for some lucky family.

In the meantime, I would like to provide you with your horoscope, Neat-Chi Long Style!

There are 4 elements in Chinee Zodiac -

Sizzly – People born under this sign are universally hot to trot, and frequently suffer from fever blisters, itchy bits, and multiple offspring. Their rhetoric is fiery, but quickly runs out of substance and must be added to keep the action going. Ross is very sizzly.

Dippy – Folks governed by this sign are remarkably tasty, creamy, and smooth. They have rich, buttery voices, deep, darkened, honeyed features, and are essentially just waiting to accept what you have to say, provided they can cover it with their own ideas and somewhat sickly-sweet take. J is so Dippy, it’s whack.

Choppy – These people are just plain to the QUICK, yo. Without regard for life or limb, they attack the problem head on, or rather, sidelong, as they wick away layer after layer in a clatter of metal and spark and sinew. Sure, some people get hurt, and yeah, not every bit that lies now asunder was necessarily ready to be cooked. But the F^%$ing thing is CHOPPED. Mickey is known to wield a knife or three, when TCTHID lets him.

Skewery – These people are perfect in every way. Plump, succulent, ready for consumption. All they require, sadly, is a means of deployment. A spine, if you will. They must have the assistance of a strong sliver of wood to uphold their edicts, scribe their thoughts, and carry them to bed for scratchies at night. I have no idea who resides under this element. Maybe Jen knows.

I will be back with a blog for the 12 signs, as soon as we have 12 listeners. HA!

Hey – Check out Greg Rollet’s page – Dude has some real sense, especially when it comes to New Media and getting your band noticed in an ever wider talent stream!

Also, feel free to comment here with your Kung Fu must sees – I will be collecting the top 10 as listed by you, so, get to, Yu.

If you are only going to do one good thing in your life, let us make a strong pleas that that one thing be helping out a worthy cause like Rock For Hunger.

Other links to other stuff

• FretKillr playing acoustic guitar
• Kung Fu King Smashes Coconut With Finger, Retires (VIDEO)
• Kung Fu Panda on DVD Tomorrow
• Measuring the Increase In The Homeless Population
• PCH, Post-Apocalyptic Cult Leader Ride Edition: Rolls-Royce or Bentley? [Project Car Hell]

Tags: Angelina Jolie, Bentley, Cairo Modern, comedy, David Cross, Dustin Hoffman, Egypt, Fear, Homeless, Homelessness, Jack Black, kung fu panda, Kung-Fu Master, Lucy Liu, New Media, Poverty, rock for hunger, Rolls-Royce, saturday night live, Tent City, United States