SomaCow

Originally TMId at SomaCow.com

Ross takes the notes and writes them down Doo-dah doo-dah
We can’t read them so we all frown doo-dah doo-dah
So then he started typing them Doo-dah Doo-dah
Then he emails them off to Jen, All the doo-dah day…

ustream blows
The Oscars
Bruno got Dissed
This Show Was Made with Coconuts
Globetrotters = Death
How do you Become a Washington Senator. General.
Newsbomb
Lot Lizards
Legalize It?
Askin’ for It?
Internet Creeps
Way too much about J’s Penis

Tags: bruno, comedy, creeps, globetrotters, internet, legalize, lot lizards, orlando, oscars, Podcast, radio, senator, somacow, talk, ustream

Originally presented in a thin candy shell at SomaCow.com

In this hour, we talk about candy.
A whole freaking lot.

I am sort of embarrassed how much we talked about candy.

See you on Friday in the Ustream!

Tags: alt, candy, candy shell, com, friday, hour, href, img, lot, somacow, sort, src, Sweet, sweet talk, talk, target, ustream

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Bojangles. They has a biscuit, we reckon.

SomaCow comes outta Florida, it’ll make you think and feel.
But no one seems to understand this show: so once again, here’s the deal.
See Geoff was a stout boy, known for gnawin’ on vittles like they wasn’t hot.
And Mickey was a nuke tech on a boat playing with rads and nads and what nott:
I bet you didn’t know it, but J is on this show too.
He may be old but he’s pure gold when it comes to comedy brew
“Now you may like some shows you’ve heard, but you ain’t Heard what we can do:
I ain’t trying to be bold, but you’ll get sold, when this episode is through.

Yes, it’s the country hour, where we sassafrass in the hoosegow with a ginnysack a ‘taters on the hootnanny how there well then there that… Holy crap. I don’t even know what that is. In this episode, we discuss country music, and baby lullabyes.

I really hope you guys get the opportunity to check out rockabye baby music. I am working up quite a collection, my favorites being the Nirvana, Green Day, Beach Boys, and Pixies albums. They are all pretty great, though some of the NIN songs just…. well, it’s hard to take a song like “Hurt” and make it happy go lucky, yeah?

Anyway, it’s a good episode, loaded with rhetoric and cheekiness, and it really was one of our finer hours. We miss Ross, and look forward to seeing him back with us again this Friday, live in the Ustream, as always.

Until then, getcher self a li’l chicken; fried.

Tags: baby, beach boys, bojangles, call in, chicken fried, clothing, comedy, country, Country music, florida, ft myers, green day, icabod's, internet, iphones, kawliga, lullaby, music, nin, nirvana, orlando, pixies, Podcast, radio, retro, Rock, rockabye, ross, somacow, talk, ustream