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 249: SomaCow SuperCade! [1:02:21m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Kangaroo – Only by beating monkeys senselessly and avoiding giant apes while slamming down various fruits and ringing bells can we save our children. Oh, Joey!

In this hour, I could swear we had topics, but they withered all when somebody played a video game song, and I was pretty much gone for the next hour. We did find time to fit in a Weekly Constitutional, on a neat li’l bargain book, at that! Maybe I will try to explain some of the ideas here in the blog from time to time.

I actually am really irritated right now. It seems someone on the show bought Rock Band, and all four instruments, and I am sitting here writing this drivel, that no one reads, nor even WANTS to read, instead of dominating the arenas with my rendition (wrendition) of Evanescence. You should hear me hit those high “e”s. THUN-DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, video games are the bomb, and we discuss them quite a bit. What was your favorite arcade coin-op? Does anyone have a pinball machine they will donate to the show? I really, really miss pinball.

I suck on the drums. Not the real drums (I suck on those, too), but on the video game Rock Band drums.I’d like to think I am getting better all the time, but I am no Dr. Worm.

sigh…

Hope you are having a good day!

I ran this whole blog through an Engrish Translator, in honor of Video Game Topics…

As for SomaCow medium the various fruits and under the bell which sounds while closing sufficiently can rescue our our children, the monkey it strikes either meaning without, just by avoiding the enormous monkey it is you of this time with Kangaroo, – showing SomaCow which has it brags. Well, Joey!

When at this time, as for me someone did the song of the video game, between the following times going almost we possessed the topic, but to be able swear that those blast everything. As for us edge correct li’ With weekly constitution characteristic, the time when it is agreeable was found; Book of that l contract! Perhaps I try the fact that you explain how many of thought of [burogu] occasionally here.

I am irritated really really now. As for that the lock band and, and who of the show where four appliances are entirely bought it commutes being, as for me no one reads here, this wants [wa] word it sits down and my production of Evanescence (wrendition) in the change which controls the hippodrome which is used, it would like to read, is written. ” where I those am high; About that it hits should be inquired; e” s. THUN-DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In any case, the video game it is the bomb, we discuss those the bit rather. Was the arcade of your taste no coin-op? Is there a pin ball machine which those contribute to show anyone? I really, really the failure pin ball. I inhale with the drum. The drum of the substance which does not have the drum of the lock band of the video game (I inhale with those, excessively).

Sigh… Desire good day is passed!

 

 203: MaJick Kingdom [59:29m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Kingdom of Loathing, log in, create an account, and get on top of the best thing on the internet three years ago… Seriously, it’s a hootNANNY!

In brief, I’ll attempt to explain. We at SomaCow worry about people that play the World of Warcraft. Hundreds upon thousands of hours are dumped each year into a glorified, shiny, and incredibly neat sounding game of “fetch”. Proponents of WoW can argue until they are Night-Elf-faced in the face, but that really IS all that their pastime is based on. Go here, collect this, bring it there. It’s pizza delivery-level interaction, and we demand more.

More high-resolution, lifelike graphics? More ethereal, soul stirring music? Not so much.

Kingdom of Loathing takes everything that is good about the mmorpg universe, and churns out a dizzying level of depth, humor, and high adventure, all for the low monthly price of free. Seriously. Free. You pay nothing. I mean, sure, if you donate ten bucks, you get a Mr. Accessory, but that’s really just a neat side benefit, and not anything integral to the plot and advancement of the game.

You log in once a day, or every other day, or whatever. When you do, your turns will be waiting for you. You spend turns doing stuff, be it fetch, or cooking, or exploring, or fighting other players, and you can extend the base turn limit each day by eating and swilling sweet, sweet booze. Seriously, this game has more cocktails than a Mexican’s backyard. What? They chickenfight, take it up with them!

By the time you are addicted, your turns are spent, and there is very little left for you to do than go shower, and cook for your family, and read, and get some sun, and hold down a job, and all those other awesome things that you neglected wasting so much time playing WoW. Kingdom of Loathing goes deeper, holds tighter, and takes WAY less of your precious time and resources in return. It’s better than sex! Well, no. But it’s better than flossing, hands down!

We’re all on there, hanging out in clan SomaCow, which you are welcome to join. Sign up, have some fun, and meet new people… It’s what the internet should always be about.

A little backstory, here – In Kingdom of Loathing, the currency is known as “meat“. While I was typing this, user kmueller93, a complete stranger, noticed I was low on meat. So, she sent me meat. A crap ton. Like, significant digits of meats.

I am now rich with meat, and will be touring the mall looking for some better pants to wear. Life is good!

We sat around pantless til now to the great music of:

The Slackers