SomaCow

 

 SomaCow 476: If It Quacks Like A Duck [1:01:03m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally lynched at SomaCow.com

From the dictations of Ross P Montegue Esq.

J’s Weight Loss Dillema
Family Guy Too Far?
Burger King: Flame Broiled Retard Fingernails
Geoff’s CONtarded Assassin
The Ankle Cut Scene in Pet Cemetary (link to Youtube)
Geoff’s A.R.M.
Twitter Saves Studio G
Mickey Looking for a House
Somacow Bank
Put Your Hecking Seat Up
Mitt Romney- Hero
40-G-”We fought nakedly and honorably.”
12 Feet of Mexican, for the Record
Mickey Throws the Hitler Card
Learn American, Yo

 

 SomaCow 431: Mark Your Territory [1:00:50m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally sucked out at SomaCow.com

Julia Louis-Dreyfus = Vampire

Shiny Medal Weight Loss

Naked in the House = Crime

Pee Showdown for Manhood

Peeing in the Backyard

No Eye Contact Means No Unwanted Conversations

Alcho-Gum

Newspaper Death Bell

Winter Beer

Inappropriate Notice

Retirement Rules

Old Folks Wantin’ to Check Out

 

 SomaCow 353: Vagan [1:00:35m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally shot in fuzzy keyhole vision at SomaCow.com

In this hour, we discuss Mickey’s weight loss, our friend djgra(e)y who just went Vegan, and our standard manly segments. Please ignore anything I say in this hour re: Roman Candles. Yech!

I spent so much time whining about doe-eyed beef that I feel sorta dumb, sitting here eating beef lo mein. God, is it delicious. Silken noodle strands, cascading in a curtain of carbocity over tender, massive morsels of well crisped carne. Yum yum yum.

This is me, and I am a pig. And that is why we of SomaCow are doing The Cure for the Run. With what we smoke, ingest, imbibe, and avoid (exercise), we know we cannot run a 5k.

Even a 0.5k sounds lengthy. I mean, that’s like a half of a half of a mile.

But a 0.05k? We are DOWN for that.

There is a website with all the info at http://curefortherun.com

There is a facebook group event where you can find other participants.

There is very little time remaining. Get your forms, let us know you are coming, and start bugging your family, friends, coworkers, passers-by, and anyone you encounter to either come, or sponsor your run. If you can find 10 people to sponsor you 10 cents a meter, that’s 50 dollars raised for Rock for Hunger right there!

It’s a worthy cause, and if you participate, Wall Street’s WaiTiki Lounge will give you a free drink (3-olives vodka style!)

Thank you for all your help, and please email me geoff@somacow.com with any questions.