<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd"
	xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"
>

<channel>
	<title>SomaCow &#187; wes heath</title>
	<atom:link href="http://somacow.com/tag/wes-heath/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://somacow.com</link>
	<description>The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever.</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 05:49:20 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4</generator>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
		<!-- podcast_generator="podPress/8.8" -->
		<copyright>&#xA9;SomaCow </copyright>
		<managingEditor>somacow@gmail.com (SomaCow)</managingEditor>
		<webMaster>somacow@gmail.com(SomaCow)</webMaster>
		<category>Comedy</category>
		<ttl>1440</ttl>
		<itunes:keywords>comedy, humor, fat, food, eat, men, talk, orlando</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:category text="Comedy"/>
<itunes:category text="Music"/>
<itunes:category text="TV &amp; Film"/>
		<itunes:owner>
			<itunes:name>SomaCow</itunes:name>
			<itunes:email>somacow@gmail.com</itunes:email>
		</itunes:owner>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:image href="http://somacow.com/images/somacow-2009.jpg" />
		<image>
			<url>http://somacow.com/images/somacow-2009.jpg</url>
			<title>SomaCow</title>
			<link>http://somacow.com</link>
			<width>144</width>
			<height>144</height>
		</image>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 451: Fair In Height</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-451-fair-in-height</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-451-fair-in-height#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 05:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arby's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boson method]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boxer briefs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boxers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[briefs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[geocache]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glonk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[penis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio potato]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the machine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[things remembered]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[truck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wes heath]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1644</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally fonted at SomaCow.com

Do you Geocache?
Call from from www.WesHeath.com
Spoiler: LOTY SoundGuy79
The Boston Method
Extensive Penis Chat
Mickey Penis Megamix &#8211; featuring a beat stolen from this guy He is on YouTube here
 Briefs vs Boxers vs Boxer Briefs vs J
Things Remembered- Needs More Fonts
&#60;3 Arby&#8217;s
NDSF
Truck, The Machine and Glonk the Radio Potato
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally fonted at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/451.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Do you Geocache?<br />
Call from from <a href="http://www.wesheath.com/" target="_blank">www.WesHeath.com</a><br />
Spoiler: LOTY <a href="http://twitter.com/soundguy79" target="_blank">SoundGuy79</a><br />
The Boston Method<br />
Extensive Penis Chat<br />
Mickey Penis Megamix &#8211; featuring a beat stolen from <a href="http://www.myspace.com/pappigbg" target="_blank">this guy</a> He is on YouTube <a href="http://www.myspace.com/pappigbg" target="_blank">here<br />
</a> Briefs vs Boxers vs Boxer Briefs vs J<br />
Things Remembered- Needs More Fonts<br />
&lt;3 Arby&#8217;s<br />
NDSF<br />
Truck, The Machine and Glonk the Radio Potato</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://somacow.com/somacow-451-fair-in-height/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-451.mp3" length="29069713" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:00:34</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally fonted at SomaCow.com



Do you Geocache?
Call from from www.WesHeath.com
Spoiler: LOTY SoundGuy79
The Boston Method
Extensive Penis Chat
Mickey Penis Megamix - featuring a beat stolen from this guy ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally fonted at SomaCow.com



Do you Geocache?
Call from from www.WesHeath.com
Spoiler: LOTY SoundGuy79
The Boston Method
Extensive Penis Chat
Mickey Penis Megamix - featuring a beat stolen from this guy He is on YouTube here
 Briefs vs Boxers vs Boxer Briefs vs J
Things Remembered- Needs More Fonts
#60;3 Arby's
NDSF
Truck, The Machine and Glonk the Radio Potato</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 388: J Is Being Put On A Boat</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-388-j-is-being-put-on-a-boat</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-388-j-is-being-put-on-a-boat#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adam sandberg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[email]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tattoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Office]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wes heath]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1559</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally canned at SomaCow.com

In this hour, the guys, minus J, fired J. Seems there was an email from a woman listener from New York somewhere sent J over the edge and he didn&#8217;t come in. Seems very odd to me&#8230; wonder how it will turn out?
Also, Geoff went to the mall and in said mall, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally canned at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/388.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>In this hour, the guys, minus J, fired J. Seems there was an email from a <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">woman</span> listener from <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">New York</span> somewhere sent J over the edge and he didn&#8217;t come in. Seems very odd to me&#8230; wonder how it will turn out?</p>
<p>Also, Geoff went to the mall and in said mall, there was a tattoo parlor! My first thought was that this was just silly but I bet mall space rental is at its cheapest compared to other space with the economy the way it is. Still, tattoo parlors seem to be by drinking establishments or in flea markets, at least around here. Do you have any tattoos? Would you get one? Will Ross get one to show his love for the Cow?</p>
<p>Among other great things like a call from <a href="http://wesheath.com" target="_blank">Wes Heath</a> from a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU" target="_blank">BOAT</a> (mother f&#8217;er), the guys also talked about The Office 1 hour special wedding episode and advertising, especially with photoshop.</p>
<p>Tune in Wednesday for the podcast to see how the J issue is resolved!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://somacow.com/somacow-388-j-is-being-put-on-a-boat/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-388.mp3" length="30788005" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:04:08</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally canned at SomaCow.com



In this hour, the guys, minus J, fired J. Seems there was an email from a woman listener from New York somewhere ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally canned at SomaCow.com



In this hour, the guys, minus J, fired J. Seems there was an email from a woman listener from New York somewhere sent J over the edge and he didn't come in. Seems very odd to me... wonder how it will turn out?

Also, Geoff went to the mall and in said mall, there was a tattoo parlor! My first thought was that this was just silly but I bet mall space rental is at its cheapest compared to other space with the economy the way it is. Still, tattoo parlors seem to be by drinking establishments or in flea markets, at least around here. Do you have any tattoos? Would you get one? Will Ross get one to show his love for the Cow?

Among other great things like a call from Wes Heath from a BOAT (mother f'er), the guys also talked about The Office 1 hour special wedding episode and advertising, especially with photoshop.

Tune in Wednesday for the podcast to see how the J issue is resolved!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 369: Excuses Excuses</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-369-excuses-excuses</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-369-excuses-excuses#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 04:48:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[athens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[atlanta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cure for the run]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[georgia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[liquor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[macon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[restaurant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wes heath]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1526</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally rationalized at SomaCow.com
It&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve picked on Ross for notes, but since this episode resolves around Georgia, SoundGuy, and Wes Heath, I&#8217;ll take some time to digress.

So I open up the notes and from Ross it says &#8220;Jen, 30 mins in, I have no chair and just found a pen, sorry. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally rationalized at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow.com</a></p>
<p>It&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve picked on <a href="http://twitter.com/elross" target="_blank">Ross</a> for notes, but since this episode resolves around Georgia, SoundGuy, and Wes Heath, I&#8217;ll take some time to digress.</p>
<p><a href="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/369.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1527" title="369" src="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/369.jpg" alt="369" /></a></p>
<p>So I open up the notes and from Ross it says &#8220;Jen, 30 mins in, I have no chair and just found a pen, sorry. Here&#8217;s what I remember&#8221;. So in the 5 minutes between episode 368 and 369 you lost a pen and then it took you 30 minutes to find one? And, on top of it all, you broke my priceless souvenir that was handmade by some poor Charlestonian??? You!</p>
<p>Nah, I&#8217;m not that mad actually. You helped me out too much for the <a href="http://curefortherun.com" target="_blank">run</a> so your Karma is like way through the roof.</p>
<p>So the reason Ross didn&#8217;t have a chair (and therefore, obviously, couldn&#8217;t find a pen), was because listeners <a href="http://twitter.com/soundguy79" target="_blank">Soundguy</a> and <a href="http://myspace.com/wesheathmusic" target="_blank">Wes Heath</a> joined the guys in studio. Soundguy came down for the Cure for the Run. He should have gotten the &#8220;I came the farthest&#8221; award, if we had one. During the preparation for the run, Soundguy said he had a great musician that could play if we wanted. Well, we wanted and needed and boy am I glad! During this episode you will hear Wes play. You can check out some of his old stuff on his <a href="http://myspace.com/wesheathmusic" target="_blank">myspace</a>. He promises another is coming soon and we&#8217;ll review it on <a href="http://comasow.com">ComaSow</a> ASAP.</p>
<p>So the boys, all 6 of them, talked about Georgia vs Florida (the states, not the teams), restaurants, and liquor. Not to mention, great music.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://somacow.com/somacow-369-excuses-excuses/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-369.mp3" length="33149265" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:09:03</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally rationalized at SomaCow.com

It's been a while since I've picked on Ross for notes, but since this episode resolves around Georgia, SoundGuy, and Wes Heath, ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally rationalized at SomaCow.com

It's been a while since I've picked on Ross for notes, but since this episode resolves around Georgia, SoundGuy, and Wes Heath, I'll take some time to digress.



So I open up the notes and from Ross it says "Jen, 30 mins in, I have no chair and just found a pen, sorry. Here's what I remember". So in the 5 minutes between episode 368 and 369 you lost a pen and then it took you 30 minutes to find one? And, on top of it all, you broke my priceless souvenir that was handmade by some poor Charlestonian??? You!

Nah, I'm not that mad actually. You helped me out too much for the run so your Karma is like way through the roof.

So the reason Ross didn't have a chair (and therefore, obviously, couldn't find a pen), was because listeners Soundguy and Wes Heath joined the guys in studio. Soundguy came down for the Cure for the Run. He should have gotten the "I came the farthest" award, if we had one. During the preparation for the run, Soundguy said he had a great musician that could play if we wanted. Well, we wanted and needed and boy am I glad! During this episode you will hear Wes play. You can check out some of his old stuff on his myspace. He promises another is coming soon and we'll review it on ComaSow ASAP.

So the boys, all 6 of them, talked about Georgia vs Florida (the states, not the teams), restaurants, and liquor. Not to mention, great music.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 366: I Always Feel Like&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-366-i-always-feel-like</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-366-i-always-feel-like#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[0.05k]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cure for the run]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[quit smoking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tom sorrells]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wes heath]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1517</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally hosed down at SomaCow.com
In this hour we discussed the rapidly shrinking sandwich, smokes, and we took a call from Tom Sorrells, Local Orlando Weatherman and Darkfire Tale-Spinner.

Big event this weekend, and we here on the &#8216;Cow have been running around like gangbusters, procuring last minute items, assigning blame, collecting an incredible amount of generous [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally hosed down at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow.com</a></p>
<p>In this hour we discussed the rapidly shrinking sandwich, smokes, and we took a call from <a href="http://twitter.com/tomsorrells" target="_blank">Tom Sorrells</a>, Local Orlando Weatherman and Darkfire Tale-Spinner.</p>
<p><a href="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/366.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1518" title="366" src="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/366.jpg" alt="366" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://curefortherun.com" target="_blank">Big event</a> this weekend, and we here on the &#8216;Cow have been running around like gangbusters, procuring last minute items, assigning blame, collecting an incredible amount of generous donations, and generally enjoying the planning and executing of our first 0.05K. You, I am sure, are exhausted with hearing about it. I know Jen is. L&#8217;il spitfire has been a light in the dark, so if you see her out and about, say thanks to her!</p>
<p>Tom has a point, regarding smoking. Let&#8217;s add up the factors.</p>
<p>It will kill you.</p>
<p>It makes you stink.</p>
<p>It burns holes in things you do no want holes burned in.</p>
<p>It costs 6 dollars or so (your mileage may vary) a day.</p>
<p>It makes you less productive at work.</p>
<p>It makes your weenie droopy. What? It does. Smoking is the leading cause of male impotence, except for maybe watching Mamma Mia.</p>
<p>It makes you run shorter, last shorter, kiss shorter, and generally just midget.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s con for babies.</p>
<p>You should quit smoking. Seriously.</p>
<p>Or <a href="http://twitter.com/tomsorrells" target="_blank">Tom Sorrells</a> will kick your ass.</p>
<p>See you guys in the<a href="http://ustream.tv/channel/somacow-media" target="_blank"> live show, Friday night</a>. It&#8217;s my understanding that listener <a href="http://twitter.com/soundguy79" target="_blank">Soundguy</a> may be dropping in with his musician friend, Wes. Hoot NANNY!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://somacow.com/somacow-366-i-always-feel-like/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-366.mp3" length="30404109" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:03:20</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally hosed down at SomaCow.com

In this hour we discussed the rapidly shrinking sandwich, smokes, and we took a call from Tom Sorrells, Local Orlando Weatherman ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally hosed down at SomaCow.com

In this hour we discussed the rapidly shrinking sandwich, smokes, and we took a call from Tom Sorrells, Local Orlando Weatherman and Darkfire Tale-Spinner.



Big event this weekend, and we here on the 'Cow have been running around like gangbusters, procuring last minute items, assigning blame, collecting an incredible amount of generous donations, and generally enjoying the planning and executing of our first 0.05K. You, I am sure, are exhausted with hearing about it. I know Jen is. L'il spitfire has been a light in the dark, so if you see her out and about, say thanks to her!

Tom has a point, regarding smoking. Let's add up the factors.

It will kill you.

It makes you stink.

It burns holes in things you do no want holes burned in.

It costs 6 dollars or so (your mileage may vary) a day.

It makes you less productive at work.

It makes your weenie droopy. What? It does. Smoking is the leading cause of male impotence, except for maybe watching Mamma Mia.

It makes you run shorter, last shorter, kiss shorter, and generally just midget.

It's con for babies.

You should quit smoking. Seriously.

Or Tom Sorrells will kick your ass.

See you guys in the live show, Friday night. It's my understanding that listener Soundguy may be dropping in with his musician friend, Wes. Hoot NANNY!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

